Speaking of Swami Ramdev, yoga’s number one dude will soon be setting up a $4.5 million center in Rosenberg.

Your Hair Balls correspondent learned this between deep breaths on Wednesday morning, but his Hindi is a bit rusty (tetanus, anyone?) so he didn’t quite understand that he and the other 2,000 yoga lovers were hearing the news for the first time.

Hair Balls: You heard it here second, only because we heard it two days ago and didn’t realize it was a big deal. – Keith Plocek

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