Ike would have wanted it that way, we’re sure.
We didn’t fight our way onto the Normandy beaches for the right NOT to have a strip club open up ASAP for Ike victims.
(Cue right-wing rant saying that “Yeah, now all those Katrina refugees can spend their FEMA money at strip clubs again.”)
— Richard Connelly
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.