When in the world will Roger Clemens finally retire? We’d like to think by the year 2057 but some witty folks seem to think otherwise. We don’t know if the guys who made this video are Astros fans or not. But we do know all Astros fans should appreciate it. — Brett Koshkin

This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2007.

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