While we’re pimping marijuana-themed products, we might as well let you know about Bong Spirit Vodka, which recently became available in the Houston area.
Word on the street — and by “street,” we mean a press release — says “this designer drink is six times distilled from grain and has got a silky smooth finish.”
You know, cuz nothing says silky smooth like associating your beverage with the ashy, resin-filled gunk at the bottom of a water pipe. No word on whether drinking it will get you totally high, man. — Keith Plocek
This article appears in Feb 1-7, 2007.
