Meanwhile, across the street from where there isn’t any price gouging going on, there’s a small group of concerned citizens holding up signs in support of deporting illegal aliens. Good for them, I say. You know what I hate most about those damn illegals? The way they’re corrupting the fine and noble English language. It’s all orale this and donde that. Press two for Spanish? Screw you!
Seriously, when’s it going to stop? Pretty soon you’ll see a group of hardworking Americans taking a break from their hardworking American jobs to protest at 11 a.m. on a Friday, and these patriots aren’t even going to know the difference between your and you’re.
Oh, wait… It’s already happened. Damn Mexicans. – Keith Plocek
This article appears in May 24-30, 2007.
