If you want to stock up for Ike in an allegedly eco-friendly, warmly liberal-ish, self-satisfied way, you better hurry.
All local Whole Foods stores are closing as of 10 p.m. tonight.
We would not want to spend the post-Ike apocalypse without arugula, or water taken from the springs hidden deep in the Andes Mountains and carted down by union labor.
So adjust your plans accordingly.
— Richard Connelly
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.