Where: Chilosos Taco House, 701 E 20th Street, 713-868-2273

What $7 gets you: Three kinds of sausage and a lot of egg.

Much like the Anonymous Eater over at Food in Houston, I too had questioned whether Chilosos Taco House really exists. I drove by the place all the time, but I never saw any cars outside. I had begun to assume it was a tax shelter, or maybe the front for a top-secret elite commando unitโ€ฆ

But then โ€“ shameless plug, coming right up โ€“ I ran a little search on houstonpress.com and learned Chilosos is one of those breakfast/lunch places, which I rarely frequent, because, well, I work all day during the week and sleep all day during the weekend. But, as Oliver Wendell Holmes once said (or maybe it was Mark Twain, or Confucius), โ€œThe mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size,โ€ so it was time for me to drag my butt out of bed on Saturday morning and expand my stomach.

Recommended? Yep.

I rolled up around noon and found a lively place, filled with yuppies eating eggs and drinking joe. This is a steam-table joint (which actually doesnโ€™t completely negate my suspicion of a secret underground bunker below, where all the cooking and nunchuck training happens), and within the metal trays were all kinds of breakfast taco options. I went for a sausage triple-header, ordering chorizo and egg, Jimmy Dean and egg, and Chappell Hill Sausage and egg, and I found each just as delicious as the next.

The tortillas were homemade and thick, and the eggs nice and fluffy. Sometimes, especially when dealing with sausage, breakfast tacos can be a tad greasy, but the folks at Chilosos donโ€™t overdo the meat, making these just right.

After filling up on the three tacos ($1.55 each) and a to-go coffee ($1.30), it was time to head back home and take a nap.

Lucky for you: This place actually exists.

โ€“ Keith Plocek

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