There’s one in every family. Everyone is supposed to bring a dish (preferably home-cooked) to the Thanksgiving dinner table, but there’s one family member who can never quite get it right. Whether a victim of procrastination, incompetent cooking, or just plain not giving a rat’s ass, at least one of your relatives will show up with one of the following items.
Oh, and if you can’t think of which family member this applies to: it’s you.
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.