With Halloween right around the corner and candy on our minds, we thought we’d share this list of the 11 Halloween treats no kid wants. Of course everyone knows the thing to do is just buy the stuff you like and then hope it’s a slow night. — Keith Plocek

This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2008.

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