Last time we checked in with La Porte jack-of-all-junk Butch Forest (see “J-U-N-K in the Y2K,” December 30, 1999), the conversation revolved around a complicated four-way horse trade involving a gutted 18-foot Airstream trailer in Manvel, a 14-foot fiberglass bass boat in Houston, a Hi-Lo camper in Dickinson and a…