Michael Brown the hand doctor, in trouble againOur favorite dildo-lovin’, coke-sniffin’, license-losin’, creepy-home-video-makin’ ex-doctor, Michael Brown, has been indicted for felony assault by a Harris County grand jury.The January 25 indictment follows Brown’s August 2010 arrest for allegedly “twisting” his wife’s “arm behind her back.” Although assault is a Class A misdemeanor…