Lucky Stars

Test your love of Texas at Jim Goode's new cowboy saloon

The barstools at Goode's Armadillo Palace are topped with big leather saddles. They look cushy, but my ass keeps sliding down mine, and I have to balance myself to keep from slipping off. I was never very good on horseback either. I would've made a lousy cowboy.

Located next to Goode Co. Barbeque on Kirby, in the space formerly occupied by the Hall of Flame, the Armadillo Palace is a restaurant, saloon and Wild West museum. There's a saddle collection, a branding iron collection, mounted bison heads, mounted steer heads and probably more old photographs of cowboys than you've ever seen in one place. The biggest photos feature Jim Goode and his chuck-wagon cook-off team wearing ten-gallon hats.

For our lunch at the bar, we order venison chili and rib-eye steak. The chili is seasoned with what tastes like pureed chile pods rather than chili powder. For my tastes, it could use a little cumin, but overall the flavor is excellent. The venison, which is cut into quarter-inch cubes, has very little gaminess, but it's also a little tougher than I expected. Even so, its firm texture is an interesting departure from the usual mushy beef or ground meat. The chili is served with tortilla chips and little cups of chopped raw onion, chopped fresh jalapeño and shredded cheddar cheese.

Helping Smiley-Face Jo pay the rent: Tasty 
country-fried steak and campechana.
Troy Fields
Helping Smiley-Face Jo pay the rent: Tasty country-fried steak and campechana.

Location Info


Goode Co. Texas Bar-B-Q

5109 Kirby
Houston, TX 77098

Category: Restaurant > Barbecue

Region: Lower Shepherd-Kirby


Hours: 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mondays and Tuesdays; 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Wednesdays; 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Thursdays through Saturdays; and noon to 10 p.m. Sundays

Burger: $7.95
Venison chili: $5.95
Campechana: $9.75
Rib eye: $19.95
Chips and salsa: $3.95

5015 Kirby, 713-526-9700.

The USDA Choice rib eye arrives medium rare as ordered, which is quite a trick since it's only about three quarters of an inch thick. It may not be impressive size-wise, but the quality of the meat is excellent. And it comes with an enormous pile of house-cut french fries.

I got the same top-quality fries with the Armadillo Palace's juicy hamburger, which I ordered on my first visit. The Michael Berry Burger, as it's called, features a half-pound of fresh-ground USDA Choice sirloin served on a puffy golden-colored bun. I sampled one with lettuce, tomato, mustard and mayo and paid the extra 75 cents for a slice of Swiss. The sandwich was so moist, it dripped while I ate it, yet it held together perfectly. I've never been very fond of the burgers across the street at the Goode Co. burger and taco joint, but this one is of an entirely different class.

My biggest complaint with the Armadillo Palace's menu is the $3.95 charge for chips and salsa. That's like a French restaurant charging for bread and butter. Free chips and salsa is a God-given right. Charging for them is un-Texan. And I can't believe Jim Goode, of all people, would attempt it.

As we finish our lunch, we joke around with our server, an attractive blond bartender named Natalie who tells us she was raised in Clear Lake. She has a beer opener in the back pocket of her blue jeans that she twirls with a flourish every time she opens a longneck. I ask Natalie if she thanks her lucky stars she lives in Texas.

"What kind of question is that?" she says suspiciously. "Of course I do."

"You might give some serious thought to thanking your lucky stars you're in Texas" is the Goode Co. slogan. It decorates the restaurant's catalog items and scrolls across its Web site.

If you don't thank those lucky stars, you might find the Armadillo Palace a little much. From the moment you reach for the six-shooter handles on the front door, Jim Goode tests your comfort level with the state of Texas and its myths.

Predictably enough, as the author of historical Texas cookbooks, I love the place. Granted, it's something of a rip-off of Austin's legendary music venue, Armadillo World Headquarters, with a lot more slick marketing and a lot less funky soul. But the amazing art and memorabilia collection is a wonder to behold.

And even those Houstonians who find Jim Goode's jingoistic devotion to all things Texan nauseating can find something to love at the Armadillo Palace -- provided they get the right waitress. I like to think that Jim Goode hired some employees who hate Texas to put Razorbacks, Sooners and other foreigners at ease. The one I met was an attractive young woman in her twenties. She signed our check with a little cartoon of a smiling face and the name Jo. So we'll call her Smiley-Face Jo.

Jo's cognitive dissonance about her place of employment bubbled up early. When I asked her if she recommended the country-fried steak, she said, "Don't ask me. I'm from the North. We don't fry steaks."

"They fry the rib eye in a Philly cheese steak," I pointed out innocently.

"That's Philly. I'm from Chicago," she countered.

I asked her if she knew why it's called a country-fried steak instead of a chicken-fried steak. She didn't, so I ordered one to see if I could figure it out.

For an appetizer, I got a "campechana extra." Goode Co. Seafood made this cocktail of lump crabmeat and shrimp famous in Houston. Instead of the too-sweet blend of ketchup, chile sauce and lime juice used in most Mexican seafood cocktails, the campechana is made with fresh salsa and lots of avocado, green chile and onion.

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