Little Bitty Burger Barn

"It's okay to be little bitty in the big city" is an apt slogan for this new burger joint, where sliders rule

Little Bitty's Sliders" were four mini hamburgers topped with caramelized onions served on tiny toasted rolls. The cute little burgers seemed like the thing to order at Little Bitty Burger Barn, a cute little burger joint located in a double-wide trailer on Pinemont near Antoine.

My dining companion, a burger-obsessed Aggie named John Bebout, applied salt, pepper and mustard to the sliders and asked the woman behind the counter to give us some mayo. After the doctoring, they tasted terrific.

"I give these an A+," Bebout said.

Definitely go for the sliders.
Troy Fields
Definitely go for the sliders.

Location Info


Little Bitty Burger Barn

5503 Pinemont Drive
Houston, TX 77092

Category: Restaurant > American

Region: Outer Loop - NW


Hours: 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Mondays through Fridays; 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturdays.

Four sliders: $3.40

Quarter-pound burger

with fries or chips: $3.95

Half-pound cheeseburger

with fries or chips: $5.45

One-pound bacon cheeseburger

with fries or chips: $9.95

5503 Pinemont, 713-683-6700.

I ordered a half-pound cheeseburger, medium-rare. It was comprised of two quarter pound patties topped with melted American cheese squares, garnished with lettuce, tomato, onions and pickles on a shiny, lightly toasted bun. I also requested mayo, but I didn't ask for mustard, because I had learned on a previous visit that they only have the yellow stuff in the kitchen. Meanwhile, there is a squeeze bottle of Gulden's brown mustard on each table, so if you like brown mustard better than yellow, you're better off applying your own.

After decorating the bun with Gulden's, I cut my cheeseburger in half and gave some to Bebout to sample. He gave my cheeseburger a "C+."

We were making progress, anyway. When I arrived at Little Bitty Burger Barn that rainy afternoon, I found Bebout with a white paper bag in front of him. "Did you already order?" I asked.

"No, I brought my lunch," he said. He proceeded to pull an Antone's poor boy and sack of chips out of the bag and set them on the table. "You go ahead and order; I can't eat the food they serve here," he said. Bebout is prone to burger drama.

For fear we'd be thrown out of the restaurant for bringing in our own food, I begged Bebout to reconsider. It turns out this wasn't his first trip to the Little Bitty Burger Barn.

He told me he had waited in line for 20 minutes on the previous Saturday afternoon to get lunch. He described the overcooked and dried-out burger patty he was served as "Frisbee-like." The french fries were greasy, dark brown and atrocious, he said.

Bebout holds that Christian's Tailgate and Lankford Grocery are the only two decent burgers in Houston. He insists that burgers should be cooked on a griddle, never a grill. And he doesn't eat burnt, greasy, limp French fries, whether they are hand-cut or not.

I had also been here before, but unlike Bebout, I had high hopes for the Little Bitty Burger Barn after my first visit. The burger patties were made from never-been-frozen meat, although I had to admit they could use some seasoning. But after looking at a few extremely dark burgers on the way in, I had the foresight to order my first one medium-rare. There wasn't any pink color left in the meat patty by the time it got to my table, but at least it wasn't a Frisbee.

Before Bebout could whip out his poor boy, I asked him if he had ever tried the sliders. He had never heard of the tiny burgers before, so I lured him to the counter. The friendly woman who works the cash register convinced Bebout to sample the sliders.

Little Bitty's little bitty burgers were a revelation. Unlike the regular burgers, which are char-grilled, the sliders are cooked on the griddle, so they stay moist in the middle, but get crisp on the edges. And unlike the regular burger rolls, which are lightly toasted, the mini-rolls we sampled were toasted until they were dark brown and crunchy.

Despite the fact that he entered the restaurant carrying an Antone's poor boy, the sliders were so good, Bebout was forced to add Little Bitty Burger Barn to his burger list.

The term "sliders" is associated with White Castle, America's oldest hamburger fast food chain. White Castle's mini-burgers sold for a nickel apiece in the 1940s. In White Castle lingo, a customer who consumes six sliders at a time is known as a "slider pilot." The White Castle chain trademarked the term "Slyders" in 1994.

Their late-night availability is part of the allure of White Castle's itty-bitty burgers (some locations are open 24 hours). And their fame has spread beyond the 11-state region where the restaurants are located, thanks to the 2004 stoner movie classic Harold & Kumar Go to White ­Castle.

There aren't any locations in Texas, but you can buy White Castle burgers in the freezer case at the grocery store. A box of nine sliders is currently going for $3.79 at the Kroger on Montrose near ­Westheimer.

Texans are more apt to swear allegiance to Krystal, the second-oldest fast food hamburger chain in America, which first opened in Chattanooga in 1932. Their tiny hamburger is considered by many to be "the slider of the South." The Krystal chain entered bankruptcy in the late 1990s but has lately reemerged under new ownership. The first of the new Krystal hamburger restaurants in Houston opened at 1623 FM 1960, just west of I-45, last year.

But the spread of the modern slider seems to have started in 1995, when two Manhattan restaurant owners teamed up to create a better version of the bite-size burger. Their restaurant, Sassy's Sliders, at the corner of Third Avenue and 86th Street, was an instant hit. It has been ranked among the top dozen burger joints in the city by The New York Times. Its burgers currently sell for $1.09 each.

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