Teflon Man

Now playing in River Oaks, Gary Ross has stayed one step ahead of trouble and judgments across the country.

Four days before he was found dead on his living room floor, John Kloss backed his SUV into the garage door of a River Oaks home belonging to Gary Ross.

One of the people who talked to Kloss that night in October 2009 described him as angered, panicked. Kloss believed Ross had screwed him out of serious money. It would have been easy for Ross, or anyone else who gained Kloss's trust, to rip him off, because by that time — from all accounts — Kloss was too far gone on pills and alcohol to manage his affairs. The 48-year-old Kloss was in and out of rehab, never able to stay clean for very long. Driven to bankruptcy, the former Merrill Lynch broker was reduced to fudging some insurance paperwork on a Hurricane Ike claim. He was also desperate enough to sell off his collection of classic cars.

Ross was supposed to have been helping him with both efforts, which is why Kloss granted Ross power of attorney in June 2009. But was Ross really a lawyer? Who knew. Ever since he blew into River Oaks five years earlier, he had all kinds of stories.

And now Kloss felt cheated. The insurance company investigated and then rejected his claims. And Ross was never able to squeeze any money out of the classic cars. So to hell with Ross. Well, to hell with Ross's garage door anyway. Kloss drove the SUV forward and backed into the garage door one more time.

Of course, Ross was just part of the problem. One of Kloss's River Oaks properties was facing foreclosure; he was being sued over a botched sales deal on one of his cars; and there were family demons as well.

Based on evidence police recorded in the subsequent report, it appears that after he crashed into Ross's garage, Kloss returned to his Post Oak apartment, plopped down on a tan leather sofa and tore into the first of several bottles of Liberty cabernet sauvignon. He supplemented the wine with clonazepam, used for the treatment of panic disorder, and possibly divalproex, used for the treatment of manic episodes. If, in the last few hours of his life, he took inventory of his apartment, here's what he would have seen: a laptop and box of pizza beside him on the couch; a stack of bills and other paperwork on a wrought-iron glass coffee table directly in front of him; a tan leather loveseat piled high with magazines that hid a box containing a .40-caliber semiautomatic pistol; a Ducati motorcycle — sans seat — on the north side of the living room; an overflowing trash can in the kitchen; unwashed dishes in the sink; and a faithful golden retriever named Bo.

At some point, likely on October 10, the day after the garage door incident, Kloss opened a soft-side pistol case and pulled out a Heckler & Koch .357 semiautomatic. He placed the barrel in his mouth, angled it toward the ceiling and squeezed the trigger.

Kloss may have expected his body to be found right away; he didn't leave any food for Bo, who had dug through the kitchen trash can and defecated only in the bathroom and just outside the bathroom door.

The report does not state who pointed police in Kloss's direction, but the officers who discovered his body did so because they were investigating the damage to Ross's home. They tried reaching Kloss on October 10 — the day he likely killed himself — to no avail.

By the time they checked back three days later, Kloss's body was badly decomposed. He left no note. Or, more precisely, no note written on that day.

When the medical examiner's staff moved Kloss's body, they unintentionally knocked over a black briefcase, spilling its contents on the floor. Out came a piece of yellow legal paper, dated October 1, 12 days previous.

I made a decision to end my life. I have lived a life of terror due to my father. I watched him terrorize my mother, my sisters. He punched me when I was fourteen but never had the courage to face me as an adult...He is a weakling of a ["man" crossed out] child. My father is a disgusting man who should rot in hell.

Two days after the Harris County Medical Examiner's Office ruled the death a suicide, a man identifying himself as a friend of Kloss's called the Houston Police Department's homicide division.

"He stated that he did not know if the death was a murder or suicide, but wanted to let the police know that Kloss thought that Gary Ross had stolen over $100,000 from him in insurance fraud," the police report states.

It's not clear from the police report if detectives followed up on the tip. If they had, they would probably have looked into Ross's past. And, like everyone else in River Oaks who had come to know Ross, they probably wouldn't have believed what they saw.
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About a week before Kloss's death, a few dozen River Oaks residents found a strange bundle of documents in their mailboxes or on their doorsteps.

The anonymous delivery was a sort of scrapbook dossier on Gary Ross, the man who popped up in River Oaks in 2004, seemingly out of nowhere. Six feet tall, with dirty-blond hair and a blinding smile, the 54-year-old had soap opera good looks and drove a Rolls-Royce when he wasn't driving a Ferrari or Porsche. He moved into a million-dollar home on Huntingdon that was owned by a friend's parents.

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  • Gary 11/04/2010 1:27:00 AM

    I can't locate the case. Please advise style of case. I would like to read Thanks,

  • Lance 10/15/2010 6:58:00 PM

    I am an attorney here in Houston. I tried a civil real estate case against Holly and Ross several months ago. He is to perfectly charming, plays the perfect victim, perfectly crafty and well-spoken . . . - in other words, the makings of a GREAT con-man. We won the case, bench trial. i hear that the judge knew he was a complete liar right as trial just ended. FYI: now Ross is suing Colon for personal injuries he sustained at her house. another scam, because they are married and I remember have some small children. how could they even be really living apart when married with children? anyway, Google it. lawsuit filed in Harris County, TX.

  • yael bauer 07/12/2010 9:30:00 PM

    You have a reporter named Craig Malisow that gave a great title to a very fictional account titled Teflon Man. Yes ,Gary Ross is indeed a thief and a bum but only half of what was written is true . Extremely poor investigative work indeed ,this guy should be fired and sent to work for The Globe!Your newpaper is a complete joke if you employ journalists who write fiction and call it truth . I would never read your paper again. Gary Ross is a bum but so is Craig Malisow! Send Craig your comments,he sincerely needs them more than I do.

  • annie walker 04/05/2010 7:40:00 PM

    craig malison, Great article. THe palm beach post had an article in today's paper which led me to read your article. What a con man. Hopefully he will stay in TX and out of Palm Beach. He should be arrested.

  • Thomas Victor 03/24/2010 8:35:00 PM

    Is it really true that all you have to be is white, blond and good looking and these ROCC members just had you money based on a contrived BS story ? Or is it that dreams really do come true in the homes around the ROCC?. Who hands hundreds of thousands of dollars to a complete and total stranger and based on the conversation with Thankfully’s group at Uptown Park, his pitch was not even that strong. on another note, what the hell was injected into beef in the 70’s to give every other 50 year old person colon cancer.? This is a bigger story.

  • JOHN ANDING 03/20/2010 2:52:00 AM

    i didn't know this guy well but in a bar on st john one night,in about 1987, i told him to stop verbally insulting his wife......he's a loud mouth bully of a jerk.....i'm glad to see "karma" is finally coming around to exact a price for what he has done to take advantage of others....i can only hope the same thing happens to my dishonest brother who is a lawyer on st john...!

  • Thankfullynotstupid 03/16/2010 9:27:00 PM

    I met Gary Ross at Uptown Park's Tasting Room about a year ago. He approached my table and asked me and my three girlfriends if we wanted to see the house that he was buying in Costa Rica. Dumbfounded by this stranger, we sat looking at the pictures this man showed us before I finally asked, "Do we know you?" He offered his handshake with, "I'm Gary Ross. I am the President of Reliant." I immediately laughed and said, "Well, Gary, I've been in the Energy Industry for almost 25 years and I've never heard of you, nor are you the President of Reliant. His name is Jason." He sheepishly replied, "Well, I am a silent Acting President. I have equity in the partnership." I just laughed at his stupidity to use a line like that in this town where so many people work in the Industry. He immediately changed the subject and began telling us that he was also a lawyer and real estate developer and lived in a big house in River Oaks, but was currently going through a nasty divorce and that's why he couldn't purchase the CR house himself, but was having a friend buy it for him and he would reimburse his friend $1. I asked him why his friend would purchase a house for $800k with his own money and allow him to only repay him $1 and his reply was, "Because he's a good friend and knows that I am good for the money once my divorce is final." My girlfriend said,"Uh huh, it sounds to me like you just made your third mistake." Gary raised his eyebrows and asked,"What were the first two?" My friend said, "Approaching our table without an invitation and lying about who you are. Now, please, whoever you are, kindly find another table of women to bother." He picked up his glossy file and looked directly at me and said "Well, I guess I should have explained my Reliant stint was only for a very brief time." At that point, he laid his business card on our table and said, "If you girls will let me, I will be happy to buy you a bottle of wine. I have to go get my daughter from around the corner, but will be back later." He left amid our uncontrollable laughter. How ironic that we all talked about what a con he probably was and how many women he must pull that line of BS on around Houston. I just had no idea how big a con this man could be, but am truly shaking my head that Houston's "Elite Society" could have fallen victim to this man and are only interested in protecting their image instead of helping to put this man behind bars where he belongs.

  • Tripsy Daily 03/06/2010 9:34:00 PM

    This is one of the most insightful and interesting articles I have read in a long while. The insights into River Oaks Sociey are fascinating an certainly explains why these grifters get away with so much for so long. I hope the silent but shallow neighbors and friends of this child abuser grow a conscience (this mean YOU Carolyn) and help bring Gary Ross (and Holly Colon) to justice. Thanks for the public service Houston Press.

  • noname 03/06/2010 5:41:00 AM

    Excellent read, you have no idea how many fraudsters are down here. All of the Palm Beach types and Ponzi-Schemers, it seems that everyone in a Bently or Maybach paid for them with other people's money.

  • Gary Packwood 03/05/2010 12:23:00 AM

    I think back in the 16th thru the 19th century these people were called PRIVATEERS. Not pirates certainly. Pirates got shot...Privateers got investors. :: GP

  • Meagan 03/04/2010 6:56:00 PM

    Great story! These crooks live theyre whole lives screwing innocent people out of theyre money!! While they indeed deserved to be called out to all who knew him and a wake up for future victums!!! May he live the rest of his miserable days on the streets with nothing but the shirt on his back, if even that!!!

  • Gary Packwood 03/04/2010 5:42:00 AM

    I don't think I have ever heard of anyone trying to sell an (incredible)parcel of land inside a National Park owned by the United States of America! That would never pass the smell test in the 3rd Ward but someone gets circulated in River Oaks? Suppose all those roofs over there in River Oaks have not be fixed yet because of these characters and are are all leaking? Someone needs to contact the health department and let them know a moldy swamp may be consuming River Oaks. This all has to be true because you just can't make this stuff up. Great article. More please! :: GP

 

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