Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2016

Jan 28 - Feb 3, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 4

10 Rock and Metal Replacements That Actually Worked

Sometimes it seems like music history has seen as many replacement band members as there are bands, because precious few groups have been able to keep their original lineup intact for any significant length of time. Those that do are not only an anomaly, but can miss out on important collaborations and…

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Know Love Is a Battlefield

While the radio airwaves of the late ‘60s were rife with soft-rockin’ tunes about love and the relations between the sexes, for some reason the many hits for Gary Puckett and the Union Gap somehow seemed a little more…adult. Maybe it was Puckett’s distinctive, deep, manly man-sounding voice. Or maybe it…

“Honoring Olivewood” Pays Respect to Historic African American Cemetery

“Olivewood is a living cemetery,” says Margott Williams. In the springtime, Williams walks through the grassy, flora filled graveyard, home to her great-grandparents, grandfather, and uncles as well as hawks, plump rabbits and a coyote. Stepping into the “Honoring Olivewood” photograph exhibit is like stepping into Olivewood itself, says Kasey…

Stormy Cooper Media: Texas Country’s Best-Kept Secret

Stormy Cooper didn’t set out to become a music producer, at least not professionally. As a teenager, he started playing bass guitar and hanging out with musicians, which is generally a sure-fire way to find yourself on the road to success or disaster. In high school, he started playing around…

I Thought Houston’s Music Scene Sucked…Not Anymore

When I moved to Houston last summer, everybody told me the music scene sucked. And it wasn’t that hard to believe. I was already borderline horrified by the lack of touring bands stopping in Houston for the next couple months. It didn’t help when my new friend’s boyfriend informed me…

Budding Pop Diva Jess Glynne Shows Warehouse Live the Meaning of Joy

Jess Glynne Warehouse Live February 1, 2016 As Jess Glynne smiled and brought up the polished silver mike to belt out one of her pop hits Monday night, the tattooed word “Joy” was displayed to the crowd gazing at her intently. Researcher and storyteller Brené Brown (one of Houston’s greatest treasures),…

Make Texas Look Good or Kiss Those Incentive Funds Goodbye

Like a lot of people, some Texas officials didn’t like the 2010 movie Machete. Which isn’t exactly surprising, considering the movie’s about a violent knife-wielding Mexican federalist who tries to assassinate an immigrant-hating Texas senator. So when governor-appointed members of the Texas Film Commission saw the Machete, they pulled the plug on millions…

Ted Cruz Had a Very Good Night in Iowa

When the New York Times calls you “a giant-killer,” you know you’ve had a pretty good night. Ted Cruz bet big on Iowa as the only major GOP candidate to personally troll all 99 of the state’s individual counties for votes before the caucuses. And on Monday night it paid…

Three More Zika Virus Cases Confirmed in Harris County

Yesterday, Harris County Public Health and Environmental Services confirmed that three additional people who live outside Houston city limits have tested positive for the mosquito-transmitted Zika virus, bringing the count to seven people total so far.  All three people had traveled to El Salvador, officials say, though none were traveling…

The Texas Music Chart Is No More, and That’s Really Stupid

Texas has always had a unique music scene that is fundamentally different than most other states. Sure, every state has local bands and their own unique styles of music, but Texas is different. It’s a place where artists who are virtually unknown outside of the state can make a living…

Last Call for Tin Hall…in a Manner of Speaking

Everyone should witness at least one live auction at least once in his or her lifetime. Even if you’re not even there to buy anything, there’s something bittersweet about watching bits of the past get sold to the highest bidder one lot at a time, but not while actual bidding…

Grace Potter, Badass, Enchants Sexy Houston Crowd

Grace Potter January 29, 2016 House of Blues Grace Potter is a badass. Last Friday night, the true performer commandeered House of Blues from the time she emerged from the faux fog to her retreat back into the darkness nearly two hours later. In between, she had the crowd hanging…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Winning Wine Tastings

Monday, February 1 Great American Pie Month All month long, you’ll find classic American-style pies around town to celebrate this scrumptious holiday. Mark’s American Cuisine at 1658 Westheimer will have a new pie every week, such as shaker lemon, bourbon pecan and blackberry lime, as well as suggested wine pairings…

August Wilson’s Fences Soars at Ensemble

“You got to take the crookeds with the straights.” The notion is a repeated piece of dialogue in Director Eileen J. Morris’s excitingly insightful production of August Wilson’s 1987 Pulitzer Prize winning play, Fences. First spoken by blustery protagonist Troy Maxson as a way to explain his philosophy of weathering…

Super Bowl 50: Top Five Story Lines

Well, we made it! As the only Houston radio station on Radio Row all week long, the SportsRadio 610 gang arrived in San Francisco on Sunday afternoon, having endured many hardships — a shortage of Bloody Mary mix on our outbound flight, a bloodbath of a reverse slot machine tournament…

Six Pioneering Abstract Expressionists at Texas-size Exhibit

In the late 1950s two emerging artists – one from Fort Worth and one from Beaumont – moved to Houston and shared studio space on Waugh and later on Nance, developing their individual expressionist styles and eventually showing at the premiere art gallery of the time: Katherine Swenson’s New Arts…

HGO’s Production of Rusalka Is Opera at Its Finest

Once upon a time… …the phenomenal Czech composer Antonín Dvo?ák wrote the ninth of his ten operas, a lyric fairy tale called Rusalka (1901), and created a masterpiece. Houston Grand Opera has imported this production from Glyndebourne Festival, where it was mounted for soprano Ana Maria Martinez in 2009. The…

How to Protect Credit Card Data in Restaurants and Bars

In December 2015, Landry’s, the restaurant behemoth that owns more than 40 brands, reported its credit card data had been breached. Wendy’s, which owns more than 6,500 locations, reported they are also investigating the possibility their system has been hacked as well. There are three major ways consumers are victimized…

Drive the New Grand Parkway for Free! (…for One Week)

Life is about to get a whole lot easier for commuters in northwest Harris County with a huge stretch of the Grand Parkway linking the ‘burbs about to go online.  On Friday the Texas Department of Transportation toured reporters around two massive new segments of the Grand Parkway (officially called…

Don’t Hate on Life in the Suburbs

There has been an ongoing debate about whether it’s a better choice to live in a large city or its suburbs, and it doesn’t look like that argument is going away anytime soon. People on both sides of the issue have made good points about the advantages and disadvantages of…

How Your Band Can Win NPR’s Tiny Desk Contest

Sometimes, big dreams start from tiny places. This is the premise behind NPR Music’s Tiny Desk Contest, which is presently accepting video entries from unheralded music acts. The contest is an offshoot of the network’s wildly popular Tiny Desk Concerts series. Filmed at the desk of All Songs Considered’s host…

8 Dessert Deals to Try in Houston

Though Houston is one of the most economical big cities to eat out in these days, there are still some tricks to the dessert trade to make dining out a little cheaper—and sweeter. Here are eight dessert deals to help discount your sugar habit: Half-Price Cake at Empire Café: Every…

Shows of the Week: A Pop Star Turned Intimate Indie Songstress

VANESSA CARLTON McGonigel’s Mucky Duck, February 1 & 2 Best known for the distinctive piano intro of her 2002 orchestral-pop hit “A Thousand Miles,” NYC-born Vanessa Carlton is now a Nashville resident, wife (of Deer Tick’s John McCaulay) and mom to a baby girl. For her fifth album, last fall’s…

The Five Stages of Grief When Your Favorite Band Skips Houston

You know the setup: your favorite band has released new music and is going on tour, perhaps for the last time. The supporting band couldn’t be a better match. They even have a catchy tour theme and promise the coolest merch. Articles are boasting of traveling with a museum’s worth…

2016 MasterMind Award Winners Honored at Houston Press Artopia

The weather was perfect, the music was thumping, and art from almost three dozen artists and photographers covered the walls of Winter Street Studios, making Saturday night’s Houston Press Artopia the hottest ticket in town. After local favorites Gio Chamba played the opening set on the music stage, we honored…

Syncing Ink With NSangou Njikam

Theater is in a rather interesting space right now with hip-hop. A musical, Hamilton based upon the life of Alexander Hamilton is currently the hottest show on Broadway. Classic hip-hop has replaced dad rock as the go to radio choice for adults born in the ‘70s. It’s a unique twist…

Second Zika Virus Case Confirmed in Harris County

Harris County just got a second confirmed case of the Zika virus. This time the virus was found in a person in Houston city limits.  A woman who traveled to Colombia in November has been diagnosed with Zika, according to the City of Houston Health Department. The woman is in…

Lyric Michelle Lifts a Live Crowd at Walters

Lyric Michelle, Kyle Hubbard, Corbin Dallas Walters Downtown January 28, 2016 By the time I got to Walters last night, most of the coolest, sharpest people in Houston’s underground hip-hop scene were already inside. Quite a few of them were scheduled to take the stage at some point, but plenty…

10 Most Famous Sports Punches (w/ Lots of VIDEO)

A long, long time ago, back when cavemen ruled the roost, two cavemen got angry with each other, probably over a cavewoman (and that cavewoman probably had more bodily hair than George “The Animal” Steele). One of the two cavemen clenched his hand into a ball and popped the other…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: It’s the Super “Gumbowl”

PDQ (People Dedicated to Quality), Bunker Hill: 9440 Katy; Cypress: 25686 NW Freeway; Vintage Park: 10723 Louetta, is a fast casual restaurant with a unique concept in mind: no freezers, no microwaves, just fresh food. Starting Monday, February 1 and running through Sunday, February 7, they’ll celebrate “Super Sunday” by…

Owners of Heights Tortilla Factory Indicted by Feds

The owners of a Heights tortilla factory that was raided by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in August are now facing federal charges for allegedly hiring undocumented workers.  According to the indictment filed in federal court on Monday, Alfredo Lira and Lydia Botello-Lira, co-owners of La Espiga De Oro on…

Meet Ted Cruz’s Wack Pack

When Sarah “No More Pussyfooting Around” Palin awkwardly endorsed famous toupee-wearer Donald Trump at an Iowa rally earlier this month, Saturday Night Live writers and late-show monologue scribes rejoiced over this gift from the Golden Calf and other false prophets those people pray to. Less heralded is the grotesque coterie of freaks who…

With Mercury in Retrograde, the Whole World’s Gone Inane

OH, THE INANITY! What with Mercury in Retrograde most of the year, every year, and the byzantine convolutedness of modern Windows software, it’s small wonder that almost no one includes lyric sheets anymore.  Which is a shame, cause a well-laid out lyric sheet is the fancy mustard on the sandwich…

Sisters Morales Are Ready for Their Second Act

Longtime Houston Chronicle columnist Marty Racine once wrote that Sisters Morales, who play two shows at Mucky Duck Saturday night, were one of those “backyard bands” that people tend to stop going to see. By backyard band, Racine meant a great act that plays in your area so much and…

Houston Grand Opera Announces Its 2016-17 Season

Simon O’Neill as Siegfried and Christine Goerke as Brunnhilde will star in the final installment of Wagner’s epic Ring cycle, Gotterdammerung, —  one of the highlights of the 2016-17 season at Houston Grand Opera, which will also include a world premiere of It’s a Wonderful Life by composer Jake Heggie…

Obsidian Theater Updates Euripides’s Trojan Women

Actor Qamara Black (seen above, left) had an unexpected moment during a recent photo shoot for Obsidian Theater’s production of Trojan Women. Black plays Hecuba, the former queen of Troy. About to be taken into slavery by the conquering Greeks, Hecuba is placed in chains. “We were just taking pictures…

Reviews for the Lazy Gamer: The Witness

Game: The Witness Platform: iOS, Windows PS4 Publisher/Developer: Thekla Inc. Genre: Puzzler Describe This Game in Three Words: Oh,That’s What… Plot: I got this game very late on launch day so there’s not much to tell. In the tradition of Myst you are a stranger on an island tasked with…

Buying Beer, Part 2: Readily Available Beers That Can Be Aged

This is Part 2 of our five-part series of recommendations on beer. Last week, we covered readily-available beers that you should drink as soon as possible. (You’re welcome.) This week, we look at beers that are easy to come by, change for the better with age and aren’t stupidly expensive,…

The 10 Best Crawfish Dishes in Houston

Warm weather means crawfish season is upon us earlier than usual. Which means the time to start loading yourself with mudbugs is NOW. While you can take advantage with awesome Cajun crawfish boils at nearly any bar, you can also do so with some pretty excellent crawfish dishes. Here are…

The Best Houston Music We Heard in January

Note: We recently asked the Houston Press music staff to tell us the best local music they’ve heard within the past month — not necessarily brand-new, but not too old, either. JASON JAMES Jason James (LP) Jason James’s John Evans-produced self-titled LP on New West came out five months ago,…

SXSW Music Seeks Houston’s Next Music-App Developers

If you’re reading this on a computer, there’s a chance you have an app like Spotify streaming music in the background. Maybe that app and others, like Pandora, Shazam and Bandcamp, have also found homes on your smartphone. These modern marvels began somewhere, in someone’s brilliant imagination, and ultimately became…

Modern-Day Rap Is Crap. Help!

MODERN-DAY RAP IS CRAP Dear Willie D: As a lifelong fan of yours, I really miss albums like We Can’t Be Stopped. Who in your opinion is the realest modern-day hip-hop star, and how can we prevent “fake” rappers from making it to our eardrums? Lifelong Fan: Who the realest…

So Close! Houston Chef Thwarted by the Oven on Chopped

Houston chefs have been appearing on Food Network’s show “Chopped” regularly as of late. Early this month, Jason Kerr of Treadsack’s seafood supply company CHOAM, Dawn Burrell of Uchi Houston and Underbelly sous chef Gary Ly competed head-to-head as well as against Italian chef Raffaele Ronca of Ristorante Ronca in New…

Local Lifeguard Training Company No Longer Teaching Heimlich Maneuver

For years, the Dickinson-based NASCO Aquatics, one of the nation’s largest lifeguard certification companies taught a debunked rescue technique, even as other professional and medical organizations said it could further endanger drowning victims.  But NASCO has dropped the technique — a version of the Heimlich maneuver done while a drowning…

Artopia 2016: Food, Fun and Did We Mention the Blood?

Still wondering what to do with your Saturday night this week?   Artopia returns at Winter Street Studios. Come for the food, drink, artists and celebration of all things artistic and creative in Houston, inclusing, of course, the presentation of awards to our MasterMind winners. This year, as part of…

Report: Basically Nothing Has Changed Since West Fertilizer Blew Up

After the West Fertilizer Plant explosion  on April 17, 2013, there were many promises to change things, to ensure that something so horrific would never happen again, to alter our rules and our systems so that dangerous chemicals like ammonium nitrate would be properly stored and only squirreled away in…

B.o.B vs. Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Why This Feud Rocks

This week’s edition of Why This Song Sucks carefully analyzes the most scientific rap battle we’ve ever seen. Not the battle between KRS-One and his braids, nor Meek Mill and the gravity of his own face. Something far bigger and greater. History: B.o.B is a rapper from Atlanta. In terms…

Cover Songs I Don’t Want to Hear Bands Do Anymore

Almost every musician I know has spent time figuring out a few cover songs as part of learning their craft. In some cases, the ability to play songs by other people is one of the major motivations that makes people want to learn an instrument to begin with. After spending…

M83, CHVRCHES to Help Christen White Oak Music Hall in April

This morning White Oak Music Hall, the deluxe multi-stage music venue now under construction on Houston’s near Northside, announced its grand opening date and initial concert lineup for its 40′ x 40′ outdoor stage. On tap for the opening weekend are the French electronic moodscapes of M83 (April 9); as well as young UK…


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