Celebrity culture better run scared โ€” David Spadeโ€™s coming toย town! Comedyโ€™s favorite smartass is back on the road with three shows at theย Houston Improv, his first live gigs in a while, according to the Saturday Night Live star. โ€œIโ€™m doing aย few sets at the Comedy Store [in L.A.] to practice for Houston,โ€ Spade says. โ€œIย havenโ€™t done a long set in a while, so itโ€™s like homework to make sure I give aย good show.โ€

Between movies (2016 saw Spade release two films exclusivelyย to Netflix with cowboy epic Theย Ridiculous 6 and buddy comedy Theย Do-Over, both with frequent collaborator Adam Sandler) and an upcomingย series, why still work the road? ย โ€œBecause it’s still hard, and it wakes you up. You want to see if you canย keep up with these guys, no matter what age,โ€ he says. โ€œItโ€™s the one thing youย have control over.โ€ ย 

The actor, who claims to have been a stand-up longer thanย anything else, started hitting the clubs right after graduating from high school inย Arizona. โ€œNo one was doing it,โ€ the comic says. โ€œIt was very weird, and [doing]ย it made my friends think I was weird. ย There was no stand-up scene back then, and Colin Quinn reminded me lastย week โ€“ thereโ€™s still no stand-up scene there.โ€

While not openly pursuing tough crowds, the Joe Dirt star admits he doesnโ€™tย completely hate facing a rough room. โ€œI donโ€™t like hecklers, but I donโ€™t mindย if Iโ€™m not doing well. It does make you work hard to get it going again.โ€ย Sometimes for the stage, Spade finds himself blind to an audienceโ€™s enjoymentย level. โ€œSometimes people will like it, but theyโ€™re just a quiet crowd.ย That is legit, sometimes people feel too self-conscious to laugh.โ€

The hardest part of hopping back on the bike of the mike,ย Spade says, is his memory. โ€œItโ€™s like a play; you do forget the order sometimes,โ€ย he floats. โ€œYou donโ€™t remember what goes where, the tag lines. Sometimes Iโ€™llย drop two minutes out of a bit, and no one is laughing because you forgot to setย it up. You say the wrong thing and it throws everything off.โ€œ

For so many in the comedy field, the dream gig is clear:ย Saturday Night Live. Spade spent six years (โ€™90-โ€™96) on the esteemed NBCย franchise, taking the sketch series by storm with a number of other youngย comics: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley, knownย informally as the Bad Boys of SNL.

โ€œI was 25 and living in L.A.,โ€ Spade recounts. โ€œI was doingย stand-up in the Valley, and youโ€™d go to the Improv and I couldnโ€™t believeย Seinfeld was on the lineup, or Leno or Paul Reiser, even Kevin Nealon. Theseย guys were great, and occasionally youโ€™d bump into them. I knew Judd Apatow,ย Drake Sather [as well as] Sandler and Schneider, who I knew very well.โ€

Upon getting the call of the lifetime from producer Lorneย Michaels, the comic says, his whole world flipped. โ€œIt was a game changer. I wasย a middle act, but when you get SNL, youโ€™re automatically bumped up to aย headliner,โ€ he says. โ€œYouโ€™re not ready; you have no time!โ€ Spade admits toย putting his nights at the clubs on hold during his first two years, insteadย focusing on writing sketches and developing segments for the show. โ€œIt was Robย and I first, then Adam, Farley, Rock were all there within a few months. Thatย was sort of our gang.โ€

Spade describes a passing of the baton from the departingย old guard (โ€œDennis Miller left, then Lovitz, Phil Hartman and eventuallyย Carvey,โ€ he explains), and finding his voice with the help of an all-star list
of writers. โ€œThose guys were all so good,โ€ says the performer. โ€œIf you couldย get [Robert] Smiegel, or Conan, or Bob Odenkirk to help you write a sketch, youย were golden.โ€ While sketch writing was entirely new to the Bad Boys (all butย Farley had come from the world of stand-up), Spade says he found his way through by working with everyone. โ€œI was not good at writing, but I got better.ย With Sandler, we could write some things. Farley didnโ€™t really write, but heย would always elevate whatever you gave him.โ€

After the โ€™94-โ€™95 season, Lorne infamously cleaned house andย fired the majority of his cast, including the entirety of Spadeโ€™s ensemble. โ€œItโ€™sย funny,โ€ he says. โ€œWhen you see that Farley and Sandler got bumped and I didnโ€™tย โ€“ you canโ€™t say it’s because I was better. Something weird must have happenedย there, because I shouldโ€™ve been axed first!โ€ Sandler went on to star inย back-to-back box office hits Billyย Madison and Happy Gilmore, whileย Farley churned out a number of cult hits, including two buddy movies withย Spade himself: the legendary Tommy Boyย and its spiritual successor,ย Black Sheep.ย โ€œI never thought of it as a firing; I just thought they wanted to go off and doย movies. I didnโ€™t have a game plan like they did. It was too quick when theyย left; I had just a month to figure out if I was gonna come back.โ€ Spadeย ultimately did, before leaving of his own volition to star in the Must See TVย sitcom Just Shoot Me!ย โ€œI did feelย like the senior that had stayed too long,โ€ he concedes.ย  โ€œWe did have our time, but then you go.โ€

And yet, Spade says heโ€™s always ready for a return cameo,ย if asked. โ€œIโ€™d like to be like Tina Fey; she goes back a lot. I should haveย gone back more after I left.โ€

Though the comic blushes at his nearly three decades in theย field (he gives a good-humored heel turn at the numberโ€™s mere mention, quipping, โ€œEasy, buddy, there might be girls reading this!โ€), the sarcastic slam kingย still has plenty of projects on the horizon. Thereโ€™s the long-gestating comedyย heโ€™s written with Joe Dirt co-writerย Fred Wolf, titled Nine Bastards. โ€œWeย were gonna do it [until] I got offered Rulesย of Engagement,” he says, speaking of his long-running series, co-starringย Patrick Warburton, that ran on CBS through 2013. Then thereโ€™s potentiallyย another sitcom, and another movie with Netflix โ€“ the streaming powerhouseย thatโ€™s become quite the advocate of the ’90s SNL crew. Plus Spadeโ€™s got anย indie flick coming called Warning Shot, which sees him playing a much darkerย role. โ€œIt was totally straight, no jokes. Itโ€™s got kidnappings and shootings,ย totally different. Itโ€™s always fun to do something different.โ€

Looking back, Spadeโ€™s the first to confess some surprise atย his comedy familyโ€™s strong longevity. โ€œI knew we were all buddies, but itโ€™sย like college โ€“ you donโ€™t know if youโ€™re still gonna see everybody,โ€ he says.ย โ€œWeโ€™re very lucky we all still get along.โ€ Despite the odds, the Grown Ups boys are always looking toย hang out and crack each other up. โ€œRock’s on the other coast, which is hard. But whenever he’s in town, we all get together. At a dinner, Rockโ€™s always so funny. Nickย Swardson is hysterical to talk to. Quinn, Sandler, those guys off-camera alwaysย make me laugh.โ€ But the funniest person, for Spadeโ€™s money, is still the one heย grew up on. โ€œYou know, going on his show, I always used to like chatting withย Letterman, making him laugh. He made me laugh for years, so it was nice to seeย him.โ€

And of course, because I had to know, I asked Spade pointย blank: After spending six years in New York in the early โ€™90s, did he have aย run-in with a certain Mr. Trump?

Spadeโ€™s reply: โ€œI only saw him once, at hisย golf course. It was just your basic pussy-grabbing situation,โ€ he deadpans, tongueย firmly in cheek. โ€œThatโ€™s all you do with Trump; people donโ€™t realize that. Youย say hi, grab some pussy and then golf. He was perfectly friendly.โ€ ย 

Performances are scheduled for 8 p.m. on October 21 and 7 and 9:30 p.m. on Octoberย 22 at Houston Improv, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713-333-8800 or visit improvhouston.com. $45-50.

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