Celebrity culture better run scared โ David Spadeโs coming toย town! Comedyโs favorite smartass is back on the road with three shows at theย Houston Improv, his first live gigs in a while, according to the Saturday Night Live star. โIโm doing aย few sets at the Comedy Store [in L.A.] to practice for Houston,โ Spade says. โIย havenโt done a long set in a while, so itโs like homework to make sure I give aย good show.โ
Between movies (2016 saw Spade release two films exclusivelyย to Netflix with cowboy epic Theย Ridiculous 6 and buddy comedy Theย Do-Over, both with frequent collaborator Adam Sandler) and an upcomingย series, why still work the road? ย โBecause it’s still hard, and it wakes you up. You want to see if you canย keep up with these guys, no matter what age,โ he says. โItโs the one thing youย have control over.โ ย
The actor, who claims to have been a stand-up longer thanย anything else, started hitting the clubs right after graduating from high school inย Arizona. โNo one was doing it,โ the comic says. โIt was very weird, and [doing]ย it made my friends think I was weird. ย There was no stand-up scene back then, and Colin Quinn reminded me lastย week โ thereโs still no stand-up scene there.โ
While not openly pursuing tough crowds, the Joe Dirt star admits he doesnโtย completely hate facing a rough room. โI donโt like hecklers, but I donโt mindย if Iโm not doing well. It does make you work hard to get it going again.โย Sometimes for the stage, Spade finds himself blind to an audienceโs enjoymentย level. โSometimes people will like it, but theyโre just a quiet crowd.ย That is legit, sometimes people feel too self-conscious to laugh.โ
The hardest part of hopping back on the bike of the mike,ย Spade says, is his memory. โItโs like a play; you do forget the order sometimes,โย he floats. โYou donโt remember what goes where, the tag lines. Sometimes Iโllย drop two minutes out of a bit, and no one is laughing because you forgot to setย it up. You say the wrong thing and it throws everything off.โ
For so many in the comedy field, the dream gig is clear:ย Saturday Night Live. Spade spent six years (โ90-โ96) on the esteemed NBCย franchise, taking the sketch series by storm with a number of other youngย comics: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley, knownย informally as the Bad Boys of SNL.
โI was 25 and living in L.A.,โ Spade recounts. โI was doingย stand-up in the Valley, and youโd go to the Improv and I couldnโt believeย Seinfeld was on the lineup, or Leno or Paul Reiser, even Kevin Nealon. Theseย guys were great, and occasionally youโd bump into them. I knew Judd Apatow,ย Drake Sather [as well as] Sandler and Schneider, who I knew very well.โ
Upon getting the call of the lifetime from producer Lorneย Michaels, the comic says, his whole world flipped. โIt was a game changer. I wasย a middle act, but when you get SNL, youโre automatically bumped up to aย headliner,โ he says. โYouโre not ready; you have no time!โ Spade admits toย putting his nights at the clubs on hold during his first two years, insteadย focusing on writing sketches and developing segments for the show. โIt was Robย and I first, then Adam, Farley, Rock were all there within a few months. Thatย was sort of our gang.โ
Spade describes a passing of the baton from the departingย old guard (โDennis Miller left, then Lovitz, Phil Hartman and eventuallyย Carvey,โ he explains), and finding his voice with the help of an all-star list
of writers. โThose guys were all so good,โ says the performer. โIf you couldย get [Robert] Smiegel, or Conan, or Bob Odenkirk to help you write a sketch, youย were golden.โ While sketch writing was entirely new to the Bad Boys (all butย Farley had come from the world of stand-up), Spade says he found his way through by working with everyone. โI was not good at writing, but I got better.ย With Sandler, we could write some things. Farley didnโt really write, but heย would always elevate whatever you gave him.โ
After the โ94-โ95 season, Lorne infamously cleaned house andย fired the majority of his cast, including the entirety of Spadeโs ensemble. โItโsย funny,โ he says. โWhen you see that Farley and Sandler got bumped and I didnโtย โ you canโt say it’s because I was better. Something weird must have happenedย there, because I shouldโve been axed first!โ Sandler went on to star inย back-to-back box office hits Billyย Madison and Happy Gilmore, whileย Farley churned out a number of cult hits, including two buddy movies withย Spade himself: the legendary Tommy Boyย and its spiritual successor,ย Black Sheep.ย โI never thought of it as a firing; I just thought they wanted to go off and doย movies. I didnโt have a game plan like they did. It was too quick when theyย left; I had just a month to figure out if I was gonna come back.โ Spadeย ultimately did, before leaving of his own volition to star in the Must See TVย sitcom Just Shoot Me!ย โI did feelย like the senior that had stayed too long,โ he concedes.ย โWe did have our time, but then you go.โ
And yet, Spade says heโs always ready for a return cameo,ย if asked. โIโd like to be like Tina Fey; she goes back a lot. I should haveย gone back more after I left.โ
Though the comic blushes at his nearly three decades in theย field (he gives a good-humored heel turn at the numberโs mere mention, quipping, โEasy, buddy, there might be girls reading this!โ), the sarcastic slam kingย still has plenty of projects on the horizon. Thereโs the long-gestating comedyย heโs written with Joe Dirt co-writerย Fred Wolf, titled Nine Bastards. โWeย were gonna do it [until] I got offered Rulesย of Engagement,” he says, speaking of his long-running series, co-starringย Patrick Warburton, that ran on CBS through 2013. Then thereโs potentiallyย another sitcom, and another movie with Netflix โ the streaming powerhouseย thatโs become quite the advocate of the ’90s SNL crew. Plus Spadeโs got anย indie flick coming called Warning Shot, which sees him playing a much darkerย role. โIt was totally straight, no jokes. Itโs got kidnappings and shootings,ย totally different. Itโs always fun to do something different.โ
Looking back, Spadeโs the first to confess some surprise atย his comedy familyโs strong longevity. โI knew we were all buddies, but itโsย like college โ you donโt know if youโre still gonna see everybody,โ he says.ย โWeโre very lucky we all still get along.โ Despite the odds, the Grown Ups boys are always looking toย hang out and crack each other up. โRock’s on the other coast, which is hard. But whenever he’s in town, we all get together. At a dinner, Rockโs always so funny. Nickย Swardson is hysterical to talk to. Quinn, Sandler, those guys off-camera alwaysย make me laugh.โ But the funniest person, for Spadeโs money, is still the one heย grew up on. โYou know, going on his show, I always used to like chatting withย Letterman, making him laugh. He made me laugh for years, so it was nice to seeย him.โ
And of course, because I had to know, I asked Spade pointย blank: After spending six years in New York in the early โ90s, did he have aย run-in with a certain Mr. Trump?
Spadeโs reply: โI only saw him once, at hisย golf course. It was just your basic pussy-grabbing situation,โ he deadpans, tongueย firmly in cheek. โThatโs all you do with Trump; people donโt realize that. Youย say hi, grab some pussy and then golf. He was perfectly friendly.โ ย
Performances are scheduled for 8 p.m. on October 21 and 7 and 9:30 p.m. on Octoberย 22 at Houston Improv, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713-333-8800 or visit improvhouston.com. $45-50.
This article appears in Oct 13-19, 2016.
