Hedberg and the Angry Lynch

THU 9/30

At first, Stephen Lynch seems like yet another in the line of sensitive, white
singer-songwriters: choirboy looks, high tenor voice, gentle acoustic guitar
strumming. But somehow, we doubt crooners like Jeff Buckley or John Mayer would
sing about a father who wishes SIDS upon his ugly child, a guy who wants his
granddad to die so he’ll get the inheritance, or a priest’s love for his altar
boy (“You will find the grace of God / Inside my rectory”). It’s not surprising,
then, that Lynch’s notoriously un-PC humor has enraged conservative types. Still,
folks memorize his twisted lyrics and sing along at his shows, where nothing
is off limits. In a number he introduces as “For the Ladies,” Lynch even suggests
that his girlfriend get rid of a pregnancy with a coat-hanger abortion. His
new DVD, Live at the El Rey, also pokes fun at pop culture (“Classic
Rock Song,” “D&D”), but it’s the hard-core stuff that sets him apart. If you
can’t take a pinch of Lynch, you’ll find solace in the less inflammatory material
of his co-headliner, Comedy Central veteran Mitch Hedberg. His observational
comedy focuses more on tamer things, like doughnut stores, fish sticks and cute
little koalas. 7 p.m. Thursday, September 30. Verizon Theater, 520 Texas. For
information, call 713-629-3700 or visit www.verizonwirelesstheater.com.
$29.50. — Rob Ruggiero

Boy Banned

SAT 10/2

It’s ladies’ night at the Houston Women’s Festival

Typically a showcase of substance over style, the Houston Women’s Festival
spotlights women’s music that doesn’t get Top 40 airplay or glitzy videos on
MTV. This year’s lineup has the usual blend of familiar indie names and newcomers,
starting off with gospel-folkie homegirl-does-good Ruthie Foster, whose recent
live CD release, Stages, showcases her goose-bump-inducing vocal range.
Austin’s somewhat overhyped Michelle Mayfield (a dead ringer for Sheryl Crow)
is also on the bill, but we suggest you look a little deeper down the list of
acts to Minneapolis singer Ellis, who has sold almost 15,000 CDs as an independent
artist. Stick around for Ireland’s Zrazy (Maria Walsh, Carole Nelson), who blend
traditional Irish music, jazzy meandering and intimate, sensual, steamy lyrics.
Noon on Saturday, October 2. Jones Plaza, 600 Louisiana. For information, call
713-861-3316 or visit www.hwfestival.org.
$12 to $15. — Greg Barr

Necking and Sucking

FRI 10/1

Ever seen a sexy vampirette? How about a singing Dracula? Ah, it must be October,
and it must be Mildred’s Umbrella, because all things creepy, campy and crude
are taking the stage. The theater company is presenting Mac Wellman’s version
of Dracula, which reimagines Bram Stoker’s melodrama as a musical tale
about the sexual liberation of Victorian women at the hands of, you guessed
it, a dude with a thing for neck-biting. Leave the kids at home, but bring your
inner freak at 8 p.m. Friday, October 1. Runs through October 30 with two “pay
as you like” shows October 11 and 25. 1415 Bar and Grill, 1415 California. For
reservations, call 832-418-0973. $10. — Julie Ramey

Society Skillz

FRI 10/1

We wouldn’t blame you if you raised a suspicious eye at a show tagged as the “cutting edge of hip-hop and street dance” put on by the Society for the Performing Arts. Honestly, who expects to see funky-fresh street moves at Jones Hall? But you will, thanks to the crew from BREAK! The Urban Funk Spectacular, who’ve performed with P. Diddy, Luther Vandross and a pre-wardrobe-malfunction Janet Jackson. They kick it at 7 p.m. Friday, October 1. 615 Louisiana. For information, call 713-227-4SPA or visit www.spahouston.org. $12 to $38. — Steven Devadanam