Watch out! Kountry Wayne is coming. Credit: Photo by Paul Mobley

The funny fella known as โ€œKountryโ€ Wayne considered himself a celebrity before he ever set foot on a comedy stage. โ€œYou know, I started putting the videos on Facebook up in 2014 and built up a following online,โ€ he recalls.ย  โ€œThere was a demand, you know? And I was already naturally funny but I just took it to the stage and having a good time. People already knew me before I come, because I was already famous before I hit the stage.โ€

Thus, the son of Georgia found his calling making folks laugh, as heโ€™ll do for a few summer nights at Houstonโ€™s Joke Joint, a club heโ€™s yet to play. โ€œI came through on a weekday one time, was at the Improv,โ€ he clarifies.

How do you describe an evening with Kountry Wayne, who has been making his bones onstage for nearly five years now. โ€œIโ€™m probably the most original thing they seen in they life, man. Itโ€™s more like Burning Man. Kountry Wayne: if you donโ€™t know me, you gonna get to know me by the time you leave. It ainโ€™t just funny, youโ€™re gonna know who I am. And Iโ€™m just me.โ€By not only assaulting your funny bone, but creating an environment to truly understand this big personality โ€“ Wayne thinks heโ€™s honed in on something special โ€“ organic laughter. โ€œNone of that soft laughter โ€“ its organic! Itโ€™s a good laughter, good time andย  your jaws, stomach everything will be hurting.ย  All I know how to be is me. Thatโ€™s the easiest thing, Iโ€™m comfortable being me. I am Kountry Wayne.โ€

A comic and his best friend: a microphone Credit: Photo by Paul Mobley

Before making it as a stand-up, Wayne always has had a way with people and the social element of his new work was very liberating. โ€œIt was never scary because I was already naturally funny before I learned to perform as a stand up. ย I had a night club and I was the hype man. So no, I was never afraid of a crowd. You just had to form your material, and I was just being me. Thatโ€™s what the people love anyway. So half the battle was done.โ€

While it should hardly strike fear into a potential new fans to the church of Kountry Wayne, the comic admits to enjoying working his crowd verbally to gather new ideas. โ€œCrowd work is how I get my material. Talking to the crowd at first, then come up with a subject about a relationship and youโ€™re like, โ€˜I got a relationship like that.โ€™ I broke up with my girlfriend three years ago, and so I bring up my situation. The more they give me energy, the more comfortable I feel talking about it. And everybody got a funny life, its just are you comfortable enough to talk about it.โ€

Contrary to many comics (and perhaps popular opinion), Wayne rarely commits his material to anything but memory. โ€œI write in my head,โ€ he states. โ€œNever wrote a joke down. Like I come up with a premise, I see something funny going on in my life. I gotta tell this story! And I just add to it. I write it onstage a lot. I start talking about a subject and the more they laugh, the more comfortable I am going through the story. Then I just keep it. If the story hit, I keep it. If it donโ€™t hit, I leave it alone.โ€

The sky is the limit for the King Kountry, and he aims to fly as high as his dreams will carry him. โ€œI wanna go all the way, man,โ€ he says, earnestly. โ€œI gotta go all the way for the people of the south and the country. Cause a country boy ainโ€™t really ever gone all the way. Itโ€™s the movies, itโ€™s the everything you could even think ofโ€ฆ and not think of! Kountry Wayne is going all the way โ€“ they let me in the door and they ainโ€™t kicking me out.โ€

But for now, the silver screen will have to wait. Heโ€™s got stomachs stitches to burst. โ€œTell your wife and kids, come from church โ€“ cause my comedy isnโ€™t very [raunchy]. The only words I say are damn and hell, so its clean comedy, have a good time. Everybody come cause HELP IS ON THE WAY.โ€ย ย 

Performances are scheduled for 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Mayย 31, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, June 1-2, and 7 p.m. on Sunday,ย June 3 at 11460 Fuqua. For more information, visit okejointcomedyshowcase.com or call 281-481-1188. $30-50.

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