Sommore

Comedian Sommore says she loves all men, even if they aren’t, um, well-endowed. “But if the dick ain’t big, don’t talk with a big-dick voice,” the comedian says in one of her bits. She explains how a man who is packin’ can demand to know why she’s been out all night: “‘Where you been? I called your cell phone. I called your job. I called your mom…’” But those who aren’t as lucky, should start out with something like “‘I was worried about you…’” Sommore isn’t ashamed to discuss her love of male genitals or her wealth of experience with them.

The black bombshell isn’t afraid to show off her ample cleavage. This helps her attract a lot of tail, especially from the younger generation. “The Lord didn’t say you couldn’t fuck a younger man,” she says. “Me personally, I stay fuckin’ a young boy. Shit, I buy PlayStations by the dozen.” Boys, get ready; this cougar may hunt you down tonight. 8 and 10:30 p.m. today and tomorrow, 7:30 p.m. Sunday. The Improv, 7620 Katy Freeway. For tickets and information, call 713-333-8800 or visit www.improvhouston.com. $25.

Fri., March 16, 7:30 p.m.; March 14-15, 8 & 10:30 p.m., 2007

This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.