Oh, stop side-eyeing us, you guys. Everyone needs this list, don't they? You may not need it now, but trust us. One day you'll be glad you printed it out and hid it under the mattress for safe-keeping.
We're not going to say much more on this one. We all know the purpose of this list, and yes, you're welcome for it. Here are the top 10 XXX places to party in Houston.
Just make sure to park around back, will ya? We don't need to know more about you than we already do.
10. Adult Mega Plexx Adult novelties? Check. Adult videos? Couples theater? Check, check, and check. Whether you're searching out some random bit of fetish gear or hypoallergenic lube, you can find what you're looking for at Adult Mega Plexx. They even have an entire section devoted to vintage girlie magazines, where you can ogle to your heart's content. Where you'll really want to keep your drool in check, though, is in the couples theater. Shopping can wait till you're on your way out the door, right?
We're not saying you have to go check out the cinematic listings, of course, but it is pretty much the pièce de résistance when it comes to Mega Plexx. So go on, hop up on that Adult Mega Plexx saddle and get to gettin'. They can give you the tools, but the rest is up to you, cowboy.
5909 Richmond, 713-780-1827
9. B J's Adult Video This Gulfgate-area bookstore rates highly among folks in the know, and perhaps that's because they've got a pretty awesome thing going on over there. We don't know quite what it is about this place, but something keeps folks flocking to B J's couple's theater, time and time again. We're guessing it's the quality entertainment on that shimmery silver screen.
6314 Gulf Fwy
8. Bizarre Times Costumes and dancewear and smoking accessories, oh my! Oh, and also a pretty sweet place to take in the newest video releases, thanks to their upgraded couple's theater, which now has state of the art sound equipment, no less. Not to mention that you can do so any time of the day, and even on holidays, since they're open 24/7. For real, though.
8261 Richmond, 713-532-9990
7. Wish's Club Wish's is a lifestyle club for couples, but it isn't on-premise or anything, so you can feel extra-inconspicuous hangin' out there. Even with the lack of venue play, it's still a great "adult" place to party; you'll just have to uh, take it outside and you know, home, unlike some of the other party spots on this list. There's lots of alcohol, though, so perhaps you'll be a bit braver with your post-Wish conquests.
14918 Northwest Fwy, 713-937-1055
6. Smoochee's So, this Heights-area bookstore is gold-standard when it comes to adult stores, and for good reason. They've got the latest in high-tech gadgets downstairs, and a steady stream of people heading upstairs to the couples theater, which is always packed to the gills with folks who are checking out the entertainment. That's right — Smoochee's is a two-story bookstore, and we are in awe of them for that reason alone. But the other stuff sure does add to the appeal.
