Pete Vonder Haar

Title: Boy Kills World Describe This Movie In One Megadeth Lyric: DAVE MUSTAINE: Killing is my business, and business is good. Brief Plot Synopsis: Vengeance is a dish best served [checks notes] with a ... cheese grater? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 pineapples under the sea out of...

Swans White Oak Music Hall April 24, 2024 If there's a shortlist of artists who should compose the soundtrack to the apocalypse (and there really should be), Swans would be near the top. The avant garde ensemble created by Michael Gira in 1982 has, like just about any band of...

Title: Abigail Describe This Movie In One Fright Night Quote: JERRY DANDRIDGE: Mr. Vincent. I've seen all of your films. And I found them...very amusing. Brief Plot Synopsis: Kidnapped scamp turns out to be vamp. Rating Using Random Object Relevant To The Film: 3.5 pissed off swans out of 5. Tagline: "Children...

Title: Sting Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: JOHN: Well Homer, I won your respect. And all I had to do was save your life. Brief Plot Synopsis: Alien arachnid assails apartment animal and anthropoids. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Feyd Rauthas out of 5. Tagline: "Your biggest...

Title: Civil War Is This Where You Quote That Dumb Guns N' Roses Song? Ha ha! Why, I'd never do something so hacky and predictable! [rips up Use Your Illusion II liner notes] Brief Plot Synopsis: {WAR}: f(nothing) = |nothing| Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads out...