Little Jimmy Dickens

As the Willie Nelson-quoting Don Merideth used to sing on Monday Night Football, turn out the lights, the party’s over. While last night’s electoral bloodbath isn’t the end of the Republican Party – particularly way down Texas way – the GOP is in shambles, and Barack Obama’s hold on the popular imagination is only bound to increase in the weeks before he assumes the presidency. Where do the elephants go from here? Rocks Off thought he’d tune in – what else? – XM classic-country channel America and read some musical tea leaves.

Moe Bandy, โ€œHonky Tonk Amnesiaโ€: Itโ€™s a pretty safe bet the GOP would just as soon pretend like last night ever happened. Now they know how the rest of us feel about the past eight years.

Restless Heart, โ€œFast Moving Trainโ€: โ€œIโ€™ve been hit by a fast moving train.โ€ Since his Straight Talk Express was derailed by Obamaโ€™s midnight special โ€“ though it was closer to 10 p.m. – John McCain can no doubt relate.

Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, โ€œMamas Donโ€™t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboysโ€: Encouraging the nationโ€™s hockey moms to raise their children to forsake red-state tokens like pickup trucks and the life of a cowboy (a synonym for “maverick”) in favor of heavily Democratic professions like doctors and lawyers? Sounds suspiciously like our immediate future.

Jim Reeves, โ€œHeโ€™ll Have to Goโ€: And how. Exactly 77 days (11 weeks, if you’re into fuzzy math) until January 20.

Lynn Anderson, โ€œStay There โ€˜Til I Get Thereโ€: โ€œโ€ฆand weโ€™ll work it out together.โ€ With the White House and both houses of Congress under firm Democratic control, the GOP is going to have to reacquaint itself with a little concept called compromise.

Asleep at the Wheel, โ€œThe Letter That Johnnie Walker Readโ€: โ€œDear John, please come back home.โ€ Asked and answered.

Narvel Phelps, โ€œSomebody Hold Meโ€: Republicans need hugs too, you know. Especially today.

Randy Travis, โ€œI Told You Soโ€: โ€œSuppose I called you up and said I think Iโ€™ve finally learned my lesson?โ€ Only time will tell. โ€œIโ€™ve found somebody new and you will never break my heart in two again,โ€ seems to be the opinion of many voters last night.

Jerry Lee Lewis, โ€œShe Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbyeโ€ โ€œMorninโ€™s come, and my mind is aching.โ€ For very different reasons, applies to Republicans and Democrats alike.

Little Jimmy Dickens, โ€œMay the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Noseโ€: Sorry โ€“ couldnโ€™t resist one last little twist of the knife. Theyโ€™ve earned it. – Chris Gray

Chris Gray is the former Music Editor for the Houston Press.