Little Jimmy Dickens
As the Willie Nelson-quoting Don Merideth used to sing on Monday Night Football, turn out the lights, the party’s over. While last night’s electoral bloodbath isn’t the end of the Republican Party – particularly way down Texas way – the GOP is in shambles, and Barack Obama’s hold on the popular imagination is only bound to increase in the weeks before he assumes the presidency. Where do the elephants go from here? Rocks Off thought he’d tune in – what else? – XM classic-country channel America and read some musical tea leaves.
Moe Bandy, โHonky Tonk Amnesiaโ: Itโs a pretty safe bet the GOP would just as soon pretend like last night ever happened. Now they know how the rest of us feel about the past eight years.
Restless Heart, โFast Moving Trainโ: โIโve been hit by a fast moving train.โ Since his Straight Talk Express was derailed by Obamaโs midnight special โ though it was closer to 10 p.m. – John McCain can no doubt relate.
Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, โMamas Donโt Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboysโ: Encouraging the nationโs hockey moms to raise their children to forsake red-state tokens like pickup trucks and the life of a cowboy (a synonym for “maverick”) in favor of heavily Democratic professions like doctors and lawyers? Sounds suspiciously like our immediate future.
Jim Reeves, โHeโll Have to Goโ: And how. Exactly 77 days (11 weeks, if you’re into fuzzy math) until January 20.
Lynn Anderson, โStay There โTil I Get Thereโ: โโฆand weโll work it out together.โ With the White House and both houses of Congress under firm Democratic control, the GOP is going to have to reacquaint itself with a little concept called compromise.
Asleep at the Wheel, โThe Letter That Johnnie Walker Readโ: โDear John, please come back home.โ Asked and answered.
Narvel Phelps, โSomebody Hold Meโ: Republicans need hugs too, you know. Especially today.
Randy Travis, โI Told You Soโ: โSuppose I called you up and said I think Iโve finally learned my lesson?โ Only time will tell. โIโve found somebody new and you will never break my heart in two again,โ seems to be the opinion of many voters last night.
Jerry Lee Lewis, โShe Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbyeโ โMorninโs come, and my mind is aching.โ For very different reasons, applies to Republicans and Democrats alike.
Little Jimmy Dickens, โMay the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Noseโ: Sorry โ couldnโt resist one last little twist of the knife. Theyโve earned it. – Chris Gray
This article appears in Jul 13, 2007 โ Jul 7, 2011.
