Cinematic Masterwork
Tone Loc’s โFunky Cold Medinaโ figures prominently in the Shrek 3 trailer.
Rich Boy’s โThrow Some D’sโ already slated for use in Shrek 9, due out in 2025.
Crass Jokes
Because every freak should have a picture of Shrek’s dick on they wall.
Sorry.
Seriously
And right before Mother’s Day, too ย yours would be appalled.
What the fuck you want me to do about it? It’s right there in the song, and I gotta keep my edge!
Oh, Now You’re Swearing Again, Too
Not to mention referencing the phalli of cartoon characters.
Just what are you implying exactly? I ย
Calm Down
Why don’t you do another item on a song you heard while standing in line at Chipotle, loser.
I won’t stand for this impugย
Back to the Column, Tough Guy
We’ll talk about this later.
Goddamn right we will.
Inaccurate Stereotypes
The improbable realization that a band stoned enough to name itself โBlack Moth Super Rainbowโ is actually listenable.
Satisfied?
This article appears in May 17-23, 2007.