Letโ€™s face two very clear facts: 1) A healthy portion of the people who attend festivals, particularly EDM-based fests, have no idea what the hell they are listening to or who anyone actually is; and 2) Itโ€™s pretty effing hard to keep up with EDM acts since the popularity bubble burst.

Example, recently overheard: a young gentleman going on and on about his hatred for Skrillex, and in his next breath raving about his love of Jack รœ. Example, recently read: Something Wickedโ€™s own Web site comment feed, currently clarifying whether or not Diplo is actually coming this weekend, because one commenter didnโ€™t see his name in the lineup. [Note: he is…with Jack รœ โ€” ed.] To help minimize Houstonians’ electronic confusion, this is an extremely remedial breakdown of the the festivalโ€™s four bold-printed headliners, intended to help usher this weekendโ€™s nighttime crowds to the best acts for their ravey little ears. Weather permitting, of course.

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DJ SNAKE
9:10 p.m., Shadowlands Main Stage
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Who? The Parisian-born DJ is famous for creating and collaborating on hip-hop rich EDM with a strong Trap vibe. So basically, DJ Snake appeals to a wide audience who likes to get down and dance hard. Expect bass drops and tons of samples. He has produced for many huge artists and has remixed a shit-ton of your already-favorite songs. In short, EDM for the masses.
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Do I Know Him? Yes. Four words: โ€œTurn down for what!?!โ€
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Doesnโ€™t sound like you? Also playing at the same time: Headhunterz and Destructo

ABOVE & BEYOND
10:30 p.m. Saturday, Shadowlands Main Stage
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Who? Consistently considered to be one of EDMโ€™s best acts, the London trio is famous for progressive house music and trance that makes you dance. Undoubtedly, Above and Beyond has influenced a great deal of todayโ€™s most popular touring DJs, such as Something Wicked performer Seven Lions, whose breakout hit was a remix of A&Bโ€™s โ€œYou Got to Go.โ€ This set will be less about bass drops (read: NOT at all about bass drops) and more about a consistent set of excellent EDM. Less hyphy, more engrossing.
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Do I Know Them? More than likely, yes. Either you have heard them directly (which, if you listen to EDM, you have), or you have heard another DJ remix their work.
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Doesnโ€™t sound like you? Also playing at the same time: Borgore and Tchami
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STEVE AOKI
7:15 p.m. Sunday, Shadowlands Main Stage
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Who? Steve Aoki is arguably one of the most famous DJs ever, mainly because he has never dropped out of the scene. Heโ€™s been known to act completely ridiculous during his sets (top moves: throwing cake at the audience; drunkenly stage-diving; being completely hammered), but is much better known for his music. Since the mid-โ€˜90s, Aoki has worked with countless artists in multiple genres and toured consistently, so the audience should keep an ear open for familiar music. Aoki will bring a strong set of electro house, and a dance-friendly crowd will eat it up like cake.
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Do I Know Him? You sure do, whether from music, myth or media.
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Doesnโ€™t Sound Like You? Also playing at the same time: Tritonal, TJR, Green Velvet

JACK รœ
8:30 p.m. Sunday, Shadowlands Main Stage
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Who? Jack รœ is a duo comprised of Skrillex and Diplo, not to be confused with either of their solo work, Diploโ€™s collab (with fellow DJ Switch) Major Lazer, or the multitude of side projects both of them seem to be involved in. Jack รœ leans more to Diploโ€™s Trap EDM sensibilities than to Skrillexโ€™s (in)famous dubstep, but the union is quite shockingly unique and new. Both DJs put on one hell of a good show, so together, expect a ton of audience participation, energy, and HYPE.
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Do I Know Them? Ever heard that โ€œWhere Are รœ Nowโ€ song on the radio, featuring that little Canadian asshole? Yup, thatโ€™s Jack รœ.
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Doesnโ€™t sound like you? Also playing at the same time: Blasterjaxx and Adam Beyer & Ida Engberg