Note: The first weekend of Coachella, Southern California’s version of FPSF, has just concluded in the high desert outside Palm Springs. Our friends at LA Weekly and OC Weekly made it through the whole blessed thing, and were kind enough to share their recaps with us. This article is by Katie Bain.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
So many Coachella-goers spend months before the festival working on their tans, their outfits, their figures, and their breezy poses.
There’s a real glut of fabulousness, we have to say, both among those in attendance at the Polo Grounds and the parties surrounding the festival. Here are the 50 most beautiful people we saw at Coachella.
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| Photo by Katie Bain |
Don’t worry parents, your darling daughter is totally behaving herself out here.
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| Photo by Timothy Norris |
Aloe Blacc looking both hot and cool.
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| Photo by Timothy Norris |
We hear her grandmother crocheted that top.
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| Photo by Timothy Norris |
Chromeo’s Dave 1 has a very Danny Zukho thing going on here.
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| Photo by Timothy Norris |
We never looked this cute in braces.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
How about we take your order.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
We didn’t think there existed a more perfect-looking human being than Beyonce, but…Solange.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
We’re not worthy.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
Futuristic hotness.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
Peace indeed.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
We actually want to marry this woman.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Lucent Dossier just doesn’t quit.
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| Christopher Victorio |
Festival safari.
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| Christopher Victorio |
Patterns, beads, legs, coonskin cap, capes, tans — everything yes.
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| Christopher Victorio |
They’re off to have a cuddle puddle in the campground.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
420 friendly Canadian babes are what’s up.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Bringing us back to our childhood Little Mermaid fantasies.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Jesus would have died on the cross for her sins.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
There is something distinctly unclassy about Dee Dee Penny’s look, which is why we like it.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Skrillex still cries every night about losing her.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
His dedication to the character is attractive.
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| Photo by Christopher Victoria |
Alana Haim is among our three favorite Haim sisters.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Waldo got super loose over the weekend.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
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We love it when one’s face matches one’s outfit.
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| Christopher Victorio |
Neko Case can serenade us anytime.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Kid Cudi knew exactly what he was doing with that crop top.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Do you think Pharrell keeps the hat on in bed?
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Unlocking the Truth’s guitarist is a future lady killer.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
They didn’t even meet until just before this photos was taken.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolfe |
Truly a work of art.
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
Paul Westerberg has an ageless handsomeness of Kevin Bacon proportions.
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| Photo courtesy of OC Weekly |
Hat. Plaid. Midriff. Shorts. Legs. Legs legs legs legs legs.
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| Photo courtesy of OC Weekly |
The princess from The Neverending Story is all grown up.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Are y’all from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only tens I see.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
She gave us a funny look when we asked for a hug.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Fierce.
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| Photo by Katie Bain |
She just has a way with beads.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Can we be your tattoo artist?
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| Photo by Christopher Victorio |
‘We simultaneously want to make out with and babysit Zedd.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Dude get your meaty hand off that lady’s perfect, dewy face.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
The long lost Kardashian cousins and their gorgeous, shiny hair.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Follow her on Instagram @wowshegotitgoinon.
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| Photo by Ed Carrasco |
Why are we never invited to these pool parties?
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| Photo by Katie Bain |
They seemed better-looking in person.
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| Photo by Katie Bain |
Our biggest regret of Coachella is not asking for this guy’s number.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
After the third look you may notice her pretty beaded headband.
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| Photo by Katie Bain |
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with windblown.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
We bet they’re all honor roll students too.
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| Photo courtesy of OC Weekly |
She has a way with beads.
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| Photo by Colin Young-Wolff |
We are officially overwhelmed. See you next weekend!
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This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2014.
