Calling all Cars, we have reports that pimp, playa, gangster of love and all-around music genius Johnny “Guitar” Watson is on the loose. Do not attempt to apprehend this heavily armed (and legged) suspect, the baddest motherfucker Third Ward, Texas ever produced. Just walk up to him and say “It’s cool.” – John Nova Lomax

This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2007.

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