Credit: Photo by Eric Sauseda

ZZ Top
Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo
March 21, 2017

ZZ Top will celebrate their 50th anniversary as a band in 2019, and thus far the two beards and a Beard have kept mum on any special birthday plans. Itโ€™s a little far out yet, but hereโ€™s an idea: make a country record. Shoot, from their RodeoHouston set lists alone, thereโ€™s Hank Snowโ€™s โ€œIโ€™m Movinโ€™ Onโ€ and Johnny Cashโ€™s โ€œGet Rhythmโ€ from 2009, and then Johnny Paycheckโ€™s โ€œ11 Months and 29 Daysโ€ and Jimmie Rodgersโ€™s โ€œIn the Jailhouse Nowโ€ three years later.

From Tuesday night, before an announced crowd of 59,142 that sounded bigger than it was โ€” plus Texas Governor Greg Abbott on hand to bestow a special license plate on the band, presumably for one of those Eliminator hot rods โ€” we can now add Buck Owensโ€™s โ€œAct Naturally,โ€ Tennessee Ernie Fordโ€™s โ€œ16 Tonsโ€ and the Man In Blackโ€™s โ€œFolsom Prison Blues,โ€ sung by bassist Dusty Hill in a stout baritone 180 degrees removed from the glass-shattering tones he reaches on โ€œTush.โ€

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Already thatโ€™s a hell of an album, and Lord only knows what else Billy and Dusty (and Elwood) might pull out of those battered old hats at sound check. We do know that ZZโ€™s guitar tech, an overall-clad gentleman named Elwood Francis, is a whiz on the lap steel. The way he navigated his fingerboard on โ€œAct Naturallyโ€ Tuesday would have tied lesser musiciansโ€™ fingers in knots, but went down as smooth as a shot of Gibbonsโ€™s Pura Vida tequila.

Even still, and perhaps you knew this was coming, but the real way ZZ Top act naturally is when Billy Gibbons loads one of those riffs like โ€œWaitinโ€™ For the Busโ€ into the chamber, smears it with hot sauce, sweat and axle grease, and only then drops the hammer. For a band that loves cars as much as they do, their songs start to take on that form after a while. The chassis comes from Hill’s beefy bass parts, Gibbonsโ€™s guitar adds the detailing, one raunchy chord or cascade of notes at a time, while Beardโ€™s drumming handles the maneuvering. No doubt thatโ€™s by design. Nearly a half-century on, theyโ€™re on cruise control, not autopilot.

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Tuesday, balancing heavy blues with all the blockbuster riffs, the trio brought out most of their beloved characters โ€” Jesus on his fateful bus ride, the beautician at the wheel, those naked cowgirls floating across the ceiling. The โ€œ16 Tonsโ€ cover found Gibbons opening his third eye extra wide, warping Fordโ€™s workingmanโ€™s blues into something sneaky and strange. Visual of the night goes to the jaguar-print graphics that filled NRGโ€™s LED screens during โ€œLa Grange.โ€ Classy.

ZZ Top belongs to all of Texas, but has an odd relationship with Houston. Their popularity makes them practically synonymous with the city, yet Tuesdayโ€™s crowd was one of the lightest of the rodeo season. Ah well; itโ€™s not the size of the dog in the fight anyway. Itโ€™s how many dogs could hear the notes Gibbons literally seemed to pluck out of thin air on โ€œCheap Sunglasses.โ€

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They were obviously having fun, changing โ€œMississippiโ€ to โ€œHouston, Texasโ€ several times during โ€œMy Headโ€™s In Mississippiโ€ and playing a stitch slower than on the records, like they were making a point to savor the occasion. A few times Gibbons and Hill broke into a little Three Amigos choreography to match their outfits. Gibbons often sings like he’s sharing a private joke, or cluing the audience in to a clandestine bit of musician lore. Tuesday, he asked if everybody was having a good time after nearly every song, in that way you ask a question you already know the answer to; the stadium popped a little louder each time. Once he even let out a Ric Flair-esque โ€œWhoo!โ€ Home cooking always tastes the sweetest.

Last month, ZZ announced a leg of dates in May that will take them through eight Texas cities in 12 days, plus a two-night stand in Biloxi, Mississippi, for some R&R. Nothing closer than Corpus, though. This brought on a little grumbling about the lack of a proper standalone Houston concert, which may be a long time coming as long as the band stays in demand for events like Super Bowl LIVE and the rodeo. Theyโ€™re still big in Europe, where theyโ€™re headed for a summer of festivals and arenas in June and July.

After that, who knows? But 2019 isnโ€™t that far away at all, and ZZ Top is still putting the rubber on the road. They’ll be back.

Chris Gray is the former Music Editor for the Houston Press.