Seems like every few months an ad pops up on Craig’s List offering the chance to live in an apartment where George W. Bush partied.
Love for W runs deep around here, for whatever reason, so we assume these swinging bachelor pads don’t stay on the market very long
But if you are stuck in a lease (or, you know, made the mistake of buying a home before realize the opportunities you’d be missing), you can always turn your eyes to the sky to bask in W’s glory. A paranormal investigator named Jon-Erik Beckjord has just released a photo of Mars with crater formations that look like the President’s face.
Don’t see the resemblance? Perhaps you should squint harder. Or maybe spin around five times and then take a look. We betcha that’ll work.
Beckjord made similar waves (or rather, ripples) when he saw Senator Ted Kennedy on Mars many moons ago.
We para-applaud Beckjord for his paranormal discoveries, but we gotta wonder why he’s bothering with the Red Planet. After all, he can find the Prez’s visage in his own kitchen. — Keith Plocek
This article appears in Dec 7-13, 2006.
