TMZ has blessed us with this photo of Lakewood’s just-sued Joel Osteen, who obviously has been able to take time from helping the poor and downtrodden to work out a couple of hours a day.
Obviously, it needs a caption. We ask for your help.
Our suggestions:
— And the Lord said, let there be abs
— Become a Better You: 7 Keys to Getting Cut, Bro
— If Jesus didn’t want me to work out, he wouldn’t have created 24-Hour Fitness
— I am thy shepherd, thou shalt not want Muscle Milk
Add your own in the comments.
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2012.