Comment of the Day: One Way to Stop Tubers from Littering Beer Cans

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about a proposal to ban beer cans while tubing down New Braunfels’s rivers. The city says it causes a major problem with littering, and one reader had a solution.

Schwarzestiefel wrote:

Great, just another fun thing in life that assholes ruin. How about we just ship littering assholes to some dry county in the Panhandle for a year instead?