This week’s cover story is on the new season for the Astros, who are filled with youngsters no one’s ever heard of.

So what better for a cover than three kids just learning the game?

Luckily, we ended up with three two-year-olds who acted like they’ve been on professional cover shoots all their lives. Well, except for the baseball to Daddy’s crotch, but what’s a preview without the classic ball-to-the-crotch shot?