Katy pig-racer Craig Baker told Hair Balls last week he expected The Daily Show segment on his battle with a neighboring Muslim group to turn out well.

Baker says he knows what The Daily Show is all about, but — somehow — he thinks he won’t be made to look a fool in the report.

To which we say, “‘You’re a bigot.’ That would be correct.”

The segment will be available online for the rest of today โ€” unless some tech-savvy bastard decides to commit copyright-infringement and post it on YouTube (cough, cough, hint, hint). โ€” Keith Plocek

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