You are the absolute cock of the walk, coming out of an upscale bar at 2 a.m. early Monday.
You stroll over to your new $400,000 Lamborghini and, because that’s what Lamborghinis are made for, you make sure everyone appreciates your taste and testosterone.
So you decide to leave the lot with a little flair. And you end up banging into a Mercedes and two pedestrians, because these things happen, you know?.
Luckily, there were no serious injuries except to your ego, and you weren’t drunk so no charges were filed.
Better luck next time, dude.
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This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2012.