You know what is messed up and completely awesome? Hugh Hefner was 60 years old when his current fiancee, Crystal Harris, was born. Hef was hatched on April 9, 1926, and six decades and 20 days later his soon-to-be bride was born in Lake Havasu, Arizona.
The best part of the announcement was the utter surprise on the part of everyone who heard the news, as if he was going to settle down with an older broad like Betty White, or with chicks his own age like Cloris Leachman or Alice from The Brady Bunch. Let's just be thankful we won't be hearing an album from Miley Cyrus Hefner anytime soon.
Being born in 1986 makes you a practically middle-aged Playboy Playmate, so it's not like Hef is robbing the cradle, even though he's old enough to be Harris' grandfather, maybe even great-grandfather.