According to Alice, Texas resident Mirabel Martinez, Jesus is putting in an appearance a few dozen miles west of his namesake city of Corpus Christi.

For reasons of His own choosing, the Messiah has chosen to reveal his face on a telephone pole. The Alice Echo-News picks up the tale, and furnishes a couple of pics of the miraculous pole.

โ€œThe further you get the more detail you can see,โ€ said Mirabel Martinez, whose home is on the corner next to the supposed image. โ€œI had to see it for myself because I didnโ€™t really believe.โ€

Martinez said the image on the pole is a sign from God that He does exist. She said she has been going through some hard times with family members passing away, and at times has been mad at God.

โ€œIโ€™ve been through some tragic situations and now seeing it is a way to let us know that He exists,โ€ she said. โ€œI just donโ€™t have answers to why those things happened to me and Iโ€™ve been mad for almost 30 years. Itโ€™s not that I donโ€™t believe in (God), I know He is there.โ€

One local skeptic scoffed at Martinezโ€™s claim in the comments on the article. That person says the apparition more closely resembles Ted Nugent, Osama Bin-Laden and that dude on the logo for Zig Zag rolling papers. What do you think? (For what itโ€™s worth, I am going with Zig Zag man.)

โ€“ John Nova Lomax

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