Jon Matthews, he of the “whoops, I accidentally exposed my genitals to a little girl,” just got three years for violating his probation, according to the Chron.

Matthews, of course, is best known for his work as a writer of erotic fiction:

The report said the Texas Attorney General’s Office found that Matthews had been viewing obscene material over the Internet and participated in an Internet fantasy message exchange in which he described sex acts performed on a 3-year-old boy.

“Mr. Matthews presented himself to be a female stripper who took her three-year-old son to work with her. The defendant described sexual acts between the strippers and the three-year-old boy,” the report said.

Oh, yeah, and he also used to host a conservative radio program on KSEV or something. โ€” Keith Plocek

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