A Super-PAC that is supporting Rick Perry — which is in and of itself enough to make it super, in our eyes — has begun running ads in Iowa for their boy.
It’s pretty standard political stuff, the Texas Miracle of unfettered job growth, etc., but in terms of subliminal sexual advertising, it’s not even subtle.
Take a look at this screencap from the ad:
Observations:
a) That is the ugliest penis we have ever seen.
b) That must be the cheapest condom ever.
c) Iowans seem to know little about either handjobs or masturbation.
d) If Rick Perry wants to turn this primary into a porn-festooned battle of depravity….we’re all for it.
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This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.