ET Online (where we get most of our news) reports that Leonardo DiCaprio is looking to produce and star in a movie version of Conspiracy of Fools, about the Enron saga.

According to the brief story, the star of Critters 3 and The Beach would play a “newcomer to the Houston-based energy company,” which only makes us more curious about who would play Lay, Skilling and Baxter (although that last one could probably be handled by a crash-test dummy). We’re anxious to hear your ideas, which will hopefully include Abe Vigoda, if he’s still alive. — Craig Malisow

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