POLITICAL ANIMALS

Revolving Door Works Again
He covered the sheriff, nowย he’ll spin for him

Richard Connelly

Alan Bernstein, the longtime political reporter for the
Houston Chronicle, is quitting the paper to join the staff of
Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia.

Bernstein ended his 29 years at the Chron May 15 and starts
with Garcia at the end of the month.

“I got an unsolicited job offer and I investigated it,” he tells
Hair Balls. “I enjoy the job I have today, but when I checked it out it
seemed there could be a lot of headway to be made serving the public in
this way.”

He’ll be “Director of Public Affairs,” working with government
officials, the rank and file of the department, and overseeing the
spokespeople who give out the details of incidents the HCSO is involved
in.

Bernstein noted that Garcia ran on a platform of transparency that
he favors, although that transparency doesn’t extend to Bernstein
divulging his salary.

“That will be a matter of public record once I start getting paid,”
he says.

Local blogger Uncle Darrell seems to have gotten online with the
news first, as far as we can tell, and he makes the point that
Bernstein’s articles on Garcia are now “fair game.” We’ve done a
cursory search and haven’t discovered anything as egregious as the puff
piece Chron reporter Kathy Walt did on Governor Rick Perry
shortly before being hired by him.

Bernstein has been a constant target of Murray Newman’s Life at the
Harris County Criminal Justice Center blog, although some detente
eventually transpired.

The soon-to-be-former Chronster couldn’t deny that the
tenuous status of the print-ยญjournalism world played a part in his
decision.

“I really enjoyed my job here, and I’m rooting for everyone who’s
here,” he says.
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CRIME

Wayne-O the Ageless
Mug shot or glamour shot, he stays Our Wayne

Richard Connelly

The legendary Wayne Dolcefino pled no contest to trespassing charges
in connection with an Austin County incident.

He got onto the farm/ranch property of a Houston architect who was
part of an exposรฉ on Harris County contracts. We’re somehow
thinking shaky handheld cameras and hidden devices were involved.

He’ll do some probation-type stuff and get deferred
adjudication.

But the episode has presented us with the Dolcefino mug shot, circa
2008.

Compare that to Wayne’s mug from the KTRK Web site.

You know, we guess Wayne is Wayne, whether it’s a mug shot in front
of a ยญcinder-block background or a glamour shot taken by a highly
trained professional under optimal conditions and lighting. There’s
only so much you can do.

Such a charming smile, though…on the first one.
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EDUMACATION

An Aggie Prodigy
Houston nine-year-old is a physics whiz

Paul Knight

Child prodigies are allegedly a delicate bunch, and a nine-year-old
Houston boy is in that group.

He’s Adam Atanas and he recently finished a semester of physics
classes at Texas A&M.

“It’s very easy to see them as little circus monkeys and they’re
not,” says Dr. David Toback, who served as Atanas’s professor and
mentor this semester. “This is a kid that really finds the science of
the stars and universe exciting and he’s following his bliss. His mom
does a wonderful job of letting him follow that and not getting in his
way, and she’s not trying to turn him into anything.”

Toback first met Atanas at one of A&M’s Saturday Morning Physics
sessions, which are open to the public. When Toback asked how many
people in the audience understood Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History
of Time
, Atanas was the only person to raise his hand.

“I said, ‘Okay, you’re a liar,’ but I was wrong,” Toback says,
adding that later in the lecture, “I was showing the deuterium
process…and [Atanas] said, ‘That’s not really right, is it? That’s
not really the dominant process in stellar evolution.’ I just thought,
‘Good Lord.'”

After the lecture, Toback hunted down Atanas and his mother, and
after talking with them he invited Atanas to attend one of his physics
classes, and the boy did one or two times each week.

“Frankly, he was asking much better and much harder questions than
most students in the class. If anything, I kind of need to quiet him
down a little because he was intimidating the other students,” Toback
says.

Now that the semester is over, Toback has sent Atanas to a professor
in the physics department at Rice University. Atanas’s mother is
working to get him a grad student as a tutor, because “the class was
fun, but he has questions and he wants to go off and answer them,”
according to Toback.

“I think his primary job is to enjoy his childhood and grow up and
keep having fun, but he has a special gift,” Toback says. “He loves
what he’s doing, and he’s not being pushed, so it wouldn’t surprise me
if he could stay doing this.”