Okay, it might not be 300, but this Amtgard “ditch fight” will hopefully whet your appetite for good ol’-fashioned boffing fun. Amtgarders are always looking for a few good men / women / monsters, so if you think you’ve got what it takes, check out this video and then hop online to the offical Amtgard Web site to find your inner warrior. — Craig Malisow

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