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Cottonwood Masters the Squirrel (and a few other items, too)

You'll definitely want to discover the food at this lively über-bar.

I looked at the cardboard caddy on the table in front of me as if it were an alien spacecraft containing creatures that I'd never before seen or heard of. Ketchup? From what distant land do you come? Tabasco? Why are you here, invading my quiet corner of the earth? Suddenly, these classic condiments were like foreign objects, and I had no concept of or use for them in my meal.

That's how perfect the poblano-stuffed, bacon-topped Squirrel Master Burger is at Cottonwood Bar. There was no need for anything else to adulterate and no doubt mar the impeccable balance of the flavors that serenaded my taste buds from the first heavenly bite. Never before had I been tempted to fling a red plastic squirt bottle across a table, but now I wanted to stand tall on the outdoor picnic table and proclaim to the crowd: "Put down the condiments! They are useless to you! Nothing can be done to improve upon the burger before you, so don't insult it by trying!"

It's difficult to pinpoint one individual quality of the Squirrel Master Burger that elevates it beyond basic burger to masterpiece of meaty modeling. There are the smoky slices of dark green poblano peppered throughout the 100 percent Angus beef patty hand-formed by chef Daniel Ajtai. There's the thick layer of creamy pepper jack gently hugging the browned beef. There's crispy bacon and a flawlessly fried egg dotted with bright green flecks of fresh jalapeño. When you take the top half of the toasted bun and set it atop the fried egg, gently pressing to ensure it stays put, the thin film on the sunny yolk bursts and the buttery yellow center oozes out over the burger.

The Squirrel Master Burger nearly topples over under its own heft, so hurry and eat it before it falls.
Troy Fields
The Squirrel Master Burger nearly topples over under its own heft, so hurry and eat it before it falls.

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Cottonwood

3422 N. Shepherd Drive
Houston, TX 77018

Category: Bars and Clubs

Region: Outer Loop - NE

Details

Hours: Monday through Thursday, 4 p.m. to 12 a.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 2 a.m.; Sunday, 11 a.m. to midnight.

BBQ oysters: $8

Onion rings: $7

CFS Bites: $7

Squirrel Master Burger: $12

Bleu Cheese Stuffed Burger: $10

Sloppy JoJo: $9

Kale salad: $4

Tequila tiramisu: $7

Doughnut holes: $4

Again, I ask: Why would anyone meddle with a masterpiece like this?

I have lamented in the past the slow disappearance of the basic burger in favor of over-the-top flavor combinations and burgers piled so high that there's no conceivable way to wrap one's mouth around them without dislocating one's jaw. I still believe that the burger itself should be the star of the show, rather than relying upon supporting characters like bacon or peanut butter to do the heavy lifting. But I've warmed slightly to the notion of the gourmet burger now that I've had so many stunning examples here in Houston, and the burgers at Cottonwood have played a big part in my indoctrination into the Berserk Burger Club.

Cottonwood isn't a burger restaurant, though. I don't think the place would even want to be called a restaurant. It's first and foremost a bar, a craft-beer joint, an expansive patio with a great brew selection that just happens to serve pub food beyond what the term "pub food" usually implies. The food is carefully constructed to be paired with one (or more) of the 33 beers on tap, which means the bar food is less an afterthought and more a reason to stay and drink just a while longer.
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If you aren't looking for Cottonwood, it's easy to drive right past it, because it's tucked away on a short offshoot of Shepherd that dead-ends at a railroad track north of 610 in Garden Oaks. When you look up the building on Google Maps, you can recognize the Alamo-shaped facade in the image, but it's abundantly clear how much work has been done on the space since Charles Bishop of Liberty Station and Rob and Sara Cromie of Picnic and The Raven Grill purchased it in the summer of 2012. The building was once a drab, graffiti-covered shell surrounded by a chain-link fence lining an empty, overgrown lot. Today it's a vibrant space with strings of glowing lights, warm, inviting colors and people of all ages playing outdoor games and slipping bits of burger to dogs lounging under picnic tables.

Inside Cottonwood, squirrel sculptures and silhouettes peek out from behind sample beer bottles lining the top shelf above the taps, a clear nod to the rodent that is depicted on Cottonwood's logo. The long bar is backed with reclaimed wood and a massive chalkboard that notes, in ornate, colorful script, the beer available on tap and the rotating cocktail specials. Whimsical and futuristic light fixtures cast a golden glow on the bar, while the color scheme of avocado and carrot-orange gives the joint a retro vibe. Outside on the 2,000-square-foot patio there are rows of wooden picnic tables, old metal signs from breweries and soda companies, and enough games to keep anyone — children, adults and even dogs — occupied for hours.

In this way, Cottonwood is more, even, than restaurant or bar. It's a veritable entertainment venue. There's foosball, oversize wooden Jenga towers, corn hole, bocce ball, big-screen TVs and a stage for live music. But don't mistake the place for a wild party venue seven nights a week. Game days can get pretty rowdy when the Texans are projected on a huge screen for the entire bar and parking lot to see, but otherwise it's a chill spot where Garden Oaks families and craft-beer aficionados alike can enjoy the cool fall nights under twinkling lights.

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3 comments
ShitThrowingMonkey
ShitThrowingMonkey

Went there at the end of August and had a few things to eat.  Did not really care for the cornbread fried oyster poboy, but the fish tacos were great.

Anse
Anse

I live nearby and had high hopes for this place, but when it's packed it's impossible. Do they still have the pork belly corn dog on the menu? Trying to eat that thing was like trying to eat a giant rubber eraser. It takes real talent to take a fatty piece of lovely pork and cook all the flavor out of it.

I am with you regarding gourmet burgers, by the way. I like them once in a while but I still stand by the old fashioned fast food burger. Going overboard with the fancypants ingredients just kind of misses the point, in my opinion. 

KaitlinS
KaitlinS topcommenter

@Anse I did not see a pork belly corn dog on the menu when I was there, but I'm of the opinion that pork belly should never be in any form except a glorious, wonderful slab of fat. Why turn it into a hot dog?

And I agree that Cottonwood does get pretty crowded sometimes. I went for lunch on a Saturday, dinner on a Monday and dinner on a Friday, and the only time I encountered a huge crowd was Friday. If you want to get drunk with a crowd, go on the weekend during the evening. If you want to enjoy the food, stick to lunch or a weeknight.

 
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