Dainty cheese platters greeted VIP guests in their reserved alcoves, and bottle service was optional for any and all— though it appeared most preferred to hit up either of the two bars. Grecian columns flanked a large, white dance floor; all the trappings of a proper throw down—albeit a bit bright. A very flexible dance troupe opened the night with a few performances; entertainment befitting the esteemed lords and ladies in attendance of the second to last, and most busy, Renaissance Festival weekend thus far.
Meanwhile, in the middle of the adult campground, a much steamier fête began to fabricate. A 20-minute wander to the center was marked by colorful scenery along the way; ‘cue’s raged, LED lights tickled pine trees as an array of American, pirate, and personal flags and decorations donned the temporary homesteads throughout.
Soon enough, the dim road gave way to a small clearing where groups, large and small, gathered at different points of interest; here are a few worth noting:
“Drop your pants, and sing ‘I Feel Pretty,” a gentleman jovially instructed over the loudspeaker.
It was definitely not the worst two by four that would be pulled in a game of Naked Jenga that night. A crowd six people deep surrounded the small pirate-ship themed arena, a “Call Of Booty Plunderdome” banner draped overhead, while nearby another sign, “No Pictures Aloud” hung. The thick cluster protected contestants from too many prying eyes, because if you were unfortunate enough to knock the whole thing over, the only way to re-stack the tower was to strip naked and complete a lap around the ring first. Captain Morgan made for a great host—as he tends to do.
“Are you going to try it?” A woman asked. Her purse hung heavy across her chest.
“YES.” She responded, reaching within to hand over a piña colada Jell-O shot.
Next door to the clowns, a rather fit gentleman practiced acrobatics on a tetherball pole—though the ball and string were nowhere to be found.
Bob Marley tapestries swung in the breeze, revealing behind them a Jäger machine in operation; doing what it does best—igniting a chain reaction of well thought out decisions.
Hookah, cigars, and glow-sticks were available for rent and sale at a tent labeled CIGAR. Beanbags strewn
An abandoned beer pong tournament, with an almost empty bottle of Fireball would have any archaeologist pointing toward the small cove of food and drink offerings located off the main road. Different groups convened on picnic benches as California Love blasted on a four speaker sound system.
A highlander walked by clutching a pizza box, as others waited patiently in line. The Texas Fatboy Syndicate food truck served up chicken tenders, burgers, corndogs, and even chicken fried steak.
The Drink Shack next door had Jell-O shots in ramekins, there you are, flavored daiquiris and the curiously coined, King’s Squirt for $8.
“What’s in it?” I asked, surprised when she handed over a red Jell-O shot syringe.
“A little bit of everything,” she responded in a thick, country accent, the twinkle in her her smile reaching all the way up to her eyes.
It took both hands and about 30 minutes to fully detonate the King’s Squirt—and it became quickly evident that by “a little bit of everything,” she meant, Everclear.
“3-6-9,” popped louder now as booties went to work, and more people filed into the warm, liquid center of the campground. Overhead, an invisible air of festivity circulated contagiously.
Upon passing the karaoke tent, apparently, someone had kissed a girl and had liked it— another stark contrast to the slow Donna Summer ballad currently being sung in the same fashion inside the Time Travelers Ball.
In any case, both the nobles with their shiny chalices and the peasants clutching 16 ounces made merry late into the night, with the simple difference somewhat like the Commodores versus Dr. Dre.
But, the best part of both parties was—there’s still one weekend left.