"Poor Santa. This was his third try and he can’t seem to hit the roof of the house. Once again he crash landed on the south lawn. All of the reindeer ran off; they saw this beautiful village and wanted to go exploring," says Bonnie Campbell, director of Bayou Bend, the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston's house museum for American decorative arts and paintings. "Rudolph has stayed behind; he's upset with Santa for crashing the sleigh."
So cool thing No. 1 is when guests are given red dots and a card with the missing reindeer names. "They have to go around to find all the reindeer; they've hidden themselves across the 14 acres of the property," says Campbell, noting that some of them are well hidden. "A lot of times the parents will come up to us, 'Please tell me where Donner is. We’ve found seven reindeer; we want to go home.'" In those instances a staffer will whisper the location in the parent's ear so the kids can complete their mission and earn the title of Reindeer Wrangler.
Cool thing No. 3 is the spirit of Christmas. They've put up more than 100,000 lights on the bridge and throughout the gardens. "What we've done, we've made the garden bloom during the winter with Christmas lights. The azaleas are pink, a lot of pink lights. The butterfly garden is multi-colored and the bridge is magically lit up. You get to walk around and stroll," says Campbell. Adding to the festivities are carols sung by the costumed Viva Vocé Victorian Carolers, a tent with a Christmas tree surrounded by running trains, vintage cartoons, music bell stations, photos with Santa Claus (but only through December 23) and a reindeer games area. "Kids love it. They put blow up antlers on their heads and their friend has blow up rings. They throw the rings on the antlers. It's fun."
Campbell calculates that, over the 17 nights of Bayou Bend's Christmas Village, Santa tries to make it down the chimney 1,500 times. For those guests who have upgraded their experience for a tour of Ima Hogg's mansion, the projection is a nice distraction while they're waiting in line.
Which brings us to cool thing No. 5: a theatrical, holiday-themed tour of the first floor of the house ($5 extra). It was designed by local theater actor Todd Waite (we've seen him in Alley Theatre's The Santaland Diaries) and the tour has all of the dramatic entertainment one would expect from a professional.
"Normally when you go to see something like this in a theater you sit in a chair and you look at it. Our show works so that you walk through the show and you go through [six rooms] on the first floor of the house. As you get to each room there's a two-minute theatrical show with live actors, costumes, special effects and sound effects," says Campbell, adding that there are fun surprises along the way and live actors in most of the rooms.
The tour is not really appropriate for kids under age five, and no strollers are allowed. There is limited space on the tours, so our insider tip is to purchase tickets online in advance to guarantee your timed entry. "It's certainly well worth it," adds Campbell.
Christmas Village at Bayou Bend With Santa and His Reindeer is scheduled for December 14-January 5, 5:30-9 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays, 5:30-10 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 6003 Memorial Drive, 713-639-7750, mfah.org/a/christmas-village-at-bayou-bend, free to $23.