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Top 5 Video Game Ron Jeremys (NSFW)

Yesterday was the 59th birthday of legendary pornographic actor Ron Jeremy, affectionately known as the Hedgehog. Jeremy started out a special education teacher (Indeed, he has a master's degree in the field), but he wanted to get into acting. He found little success on Broadway, but began making money in the adult entertainment field after a girlfriend submitted his photo to Playgirl in 1978. Since then, he has gone on to hold the world record for most appearances in adult films, and has even made the successful leap to mainstream entertainment with films like Boondock Saints, Detroit Rock City and even as a villain in a children's show.

Wait, Sasha Grey reads to a kindergarten class and the sum total of everyone's shit is lost, but Ron Jeremy does a kids' show and no one says boo? We need to have a talk, America. We're afraid you're going to hurt someone. We're afraid you're going to hurt yourself.

Believe it or not, Ron Jeremy has also made minor contributions to the world of video games. Here are our top five favorite appearances of video game Ron Jeremy.

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Jef Rouner is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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