Vintage Valentines: Our Naughty Twists on the Classic Card

(Valentines designed by Monica Fuentes)

You only have a week left until Valentine's Day. By now you have no doubt made all your dinner and seedy hotel reservations in anticipation of a romantic evening with the love of your life. Obviously that only applies to women, since men will just wait till next Sunday evening to buy one-size-fits-all lingerie at CVS and a bottle of wine at Spec's.

Art Attack found some vintage Valentine's cards for you to print out and send to the apple of your eye, the cream in your coffee, your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or just the girl you always see on the treadmill at the gym who you secretly took a picture of for your Tumblr blog. No one remembers Valentine's Day, but with these cards, you're sure to make an impression.

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Craig Hlavaty
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