May 7-13, 2009

May 7-13, 2009 / Vol. 21 / No. 19

Health Department Roundup: Giant Candle Edition

The violations in the Health Department’s online reports aren’t always clear (what exactly does “Unapproved use of ‘V’ threads on food contact surface” mean?), and they’ll sometimes test your gag reflex (“Raw partially cooked food served or offered for sale”). But that’s part of their charm. Here are this week’s…

Chronicle’s Political Writer Takes A Job With The Sheriff

Alan Bernstein, the longtime political reporter for the Houston Chronicle, is quitting the paper to join the staff of Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia.Bernstein ends his 29 years at the Chron Friday and starts with Garcia at the end of the month.”I got an unsolicited job offer and I investigated…

Scott H. Biram Is “Still Drunk, Still Crazy, Still Blue”

Attention Houston musicians: you too can have your MP3s posted – if we think they’re decent enough – by sending them here. Bloodshot Records Austin gutbucket blues maven Scott H. Biram has long been a favorite of Rocks Off, both personally and musically. The dude’s songs go down like a…

Homemade Hamburguesa Tortas

In this week’s Cafe review, I visit Tortas El Angel and other torta shops around town looking for the perfect hamburger torta. The problem with all the ones I tried was the hamburger patty — it was too thin. In the end, I made the best hamburger torta at home…

Craigslist To Give Up “Erotic Services” Ads

Craigslist — which we recently described in a feature as being at a crossroads — seems to have decided which road to take.Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced the company will be dropping its “Erotic Services” ads.The ads have played a role in a series of recent murders and other…

Tonight: Arjun and Guardians at Jennyoga

“Arjun’s unique style of music mixes reggae with eastern vocals. From 1996 to 1997, he performed kirtan at the yoga center Jivamukti, a place where notable influences Krishna Das and Bhagavan Das regularly attended. This inspired Arjun to travel to India in 1998. He spent his time chanting at temples…

Las Delicias Mexicanas

Las Delicias, a new wholesale/retail store on Airline Boulevard just up from Teotihuacan, is selling traditional Mexican candies. There’s the variety made by cooking fresh fruits and vegetables (pumpkin, for example) in sugar syrup, and also ate, a fresh-fruit puree in bar form, hard candies, chocolate-covered peanut marzipan, and the…

Tonight: Elvis Perkins in Dearland at Walter’s on Washington

All too often, the “folk singer/songwriter” label is a warning shot, promising pseudo protest music, self-indulgent hippie strumming, mid-tempo banality, coffee shops in Boulder, sometimes all four at once. Elvis Perkins is not that kind of singer/songwriter. For Perkins, the label is merely a descriptor for the fact that he…

For Wayne Dolcefino’s Probation: Five Trespassing Movies

KTRK’s investigative reporter Wayne Dolcefino has done a fair amount of good, exposing mismanagement of taxpayer dollars and safety issues concerning the fire department and public schools.Then again, he also devotes significant energy to rooting out handicapped-parking cheats and wading chest-deep into floodwaters during tropical storms, all in that inimitable…

Local Self-Described Rap Supergroup Admires… Nickelback?

Photo by Paul Knight Young Problemz, a self-described “supergroup” of local rap talent, joined Mike Jones Monday evening at the Arena Theatre, and the group’s “Boi” was one of the high points, if not the high point of the night. The five Houston-bred performers – Chyco, Just-O, JM, J Yung…

Artist of the Week: OSIRUS

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to ask himself one serious question: Am I a fan of polished alt-rock? Prior to a few weeks ago, we would’ve answered that with a succinct, if not curt, “no, bitch.” The grittier stuff, we like. The experimental stuff…

Wayne Dolcefino — The Mugshot

The legendary Wayne Dolcefino has pled no contest to trespassing charges in connection with an Austin County incident.He got onto the farm/ranch property of a Houston architect who was part of an expose on Harris County contracts. We’re somehow thinking shaky hand-held cameras and hidden devices were involved.He’ll do some…

Texas Traveler: Eating in the Alamo City

Chef Scott Cohen was trying out some new sandwiches for the summer menu when I stopped by San Antonio’s hottest new restaurant, Brasserie Pavil on Loop 1604 at Huebner. When I first walked in the door and took in the high ceilings and dark wood, I was immediately reminded of…

Texas Traveler: Eating in the Alamo City

Chef Scott Cohen was trying out some new sandwiches for the summer menu when I stopped by San Antonio’s hottest new restaurant, Brasserie Pavil on Loop 1604 at Huebner. When I first walked in the door and took in the high ceilings and dark wood, I was immediately reminded of…

Departing From IAH: A Journey Back To World War II

Clyde Gilmore flew 21 combat missions as a radio gunner in World War II. During one, his plane lost two engines over the target and crash-landed in Brussels. The army sent a B-24 to pick him up.   For Gilmore and other members of his 95th Bomb Group, time between…

Idol Beat: The Top Three

Disclaimer: Thanks to technical difficulties brought about by the crap DVR capture feature of our limp-ass new cable box/provider, I missed the first 15-20 minutes of Tuesday’s episode of American Idol. Please feel free to attempt to conjecture about whatever you think I would have said – had I been…

Texas Monthly Hates Houston Sports Columnists, Others

A month ago Texas Monthly editor Jake Silverstein promised subscribers an upcoming Gary Cartwright “screed” against modern-day sportswriting, and it’s here.And it bored, mostly. Precis: No one writes as good as we did back in the old days.At least Cartwright calls people out by name: Cedric Golden and Kirk Bohls…

Tonight: Volbeat at Warehouse Live

Every time us Yanks think we’ve got the market cornered on strangeness, along come those darn Europeans to show us how much we still have to learn. It’s most entertaining when they do it by re-interpreting classic American concepts such as gangsters, country music and punk rock as interpreted by…

Cooked Oyster Season: Big Easy Erster and Artichoke Soup

The weather has turned warm and I have stopped eating raw oysters. But the oyster season isn’t over yet. I bought a gallon of shucked oysters from Croatian oysterman Misho Ivic down in San Leon and I am cooking up a storm with them. Go buy yourself a couple of…

Houston Has A Good Recycling Idea? Unpossible!

Strange as it may seem, Houston — The City That Recycling Forgot — has implemented a nifty new program that helps the environment.Two weeks ago it opened a Houston Building Materials Reuse Center that helps contractors pick up environmental brownie points and save money, and lets non-profit groups get a…

Fresh Pinto Beans J’Arrivee!

Pinto beans have a very short season, which is why you hardly ever see them fresh. But fresh pinto beans, when boiled with a little cilantro, salt, butter and onion, are absolutely delicious. The center is creamy, with the consistency of a chocolate truffle. Dried pintos can be gritty. Ray’s…

Cover Over That Huge Landfill With A Small Crust Of Grass

What do you do when a company wins the right to put up a 170-foot tall landfill near you?You make lemonade out of lemons, or out of indestructible, non-recyclable plastic containers of lemonade.Via Swamplot comes this video by Lysle Oliveros, a student at the Rice School of Architecture. The video,…

Sarah Palin Takes On The Crackhos of Houston

You better darn-tootin’ not hijack an official Web site from Sarah Palin’s State of Alaska. Houston DJ and nightlife ne’er-do-well Shoe Latif recently found that out the hard way when she got a cease-and-desist letter from the flinty-eyed legal eagles in Palin’s Attorney General’s office. And no, Palin didn’t enclose…

The Statement Of The Woman Who Brought Down Judge Kent

The Chronicle has helpfully posted the full text of the statement that Cathy McBroom, the woman who had the guts to stand up to feel-copping federal judge Sam Kent, gave at his sentencing hearing. The five pages are well worth reading.McBroom describes a drunken Kent groping her just 10 feet…

Reeling Aeros Face Elimination Tomorrow Night

Thursday night, Houston Aeros goalie Anton Khudobin stood on top of the world. He had just shut out the Milwaukee Admirals to put the Aeros up 3-1 in their best-of-seven series. It was his birthday, and he was standing at center ice as over 3,100 people sang Happy Birthday to…

Houston (Kinda) Hitting The Big Screen Again

Chances have improved that we’ll be seeing Open Road, a movie that takes place at least partly in Houston. The film picked up a distributor yesterday.And why shouldn’t it? The cast includes noted motherlover Justin Timberlake, Jeff Bridges, Mary Steenbergen, Harry Dean Stanton and Lyle Lovett. Wim Wenders is the…

Flannel File: Swervedriver’s Raise and Mezcal Head

In my last Flannel File entry, I talked about March’s big reissue of Pearl Jam’s Ten. This time, I want to look at a “little” reissue set from January: Swervedriver’s Raise and Mezcal Head. Like Jawbox or Sloan, Swervedriver had a pretty low profile among suburban youth of the early…

HISD’s Former Board President Moves On In Portland

Cathy Mincberg, the longtime political semi-honcho who once was HISD’s board president and left the district as its chief business officer, is now leaving her latest gig.She had been chief operations officer of the Portland school system, but now she is becoming the V-P and chief academic officer for, ummm,…

Lonesome Onry and Mean: R.I.P. Stephen Bruton

Photos courtesy New West Records Stephen Bruton, one of Austin’s great pickers, songwriters, and good citizens, died Saturday of throat cancer, which he had battled for years, according to a press release by his label, New West Records. The 60-year-old Bruton came out of the school of influential Fort Worth…

Why I’d Sleep With The PC Guy Over That Mac Guy Asshole

I think Apple’s “Get a Mac” ad campaign is backfiring.  At least for me.The series of television commercials, which stars a laid back hipster (Justin Long) as the Mac Guy and a pudgy, nerdy schlub (John Hodgman) as the PC Guy, is actually making me hate Macs.  Why?  Well, frankly…

Pico’s Bakery: Sand Crabs?

The cinnamon-covered pastries at Pico’s Bakery were called congrejos, which is Spanish for crabs. They did look like crusteceans with their claws aimed forward. They were so darn cute I bought one and took a big bite hoping for the best. It must have been a sand crab because it…

Cure For Swine Flu Is Here!!!

Well, maybe the cure for swine flu is here.Note to self: The BBQ fund-raisers at Stafford’s Calvary Church are probably not worth the drive. On the other hand, someone definitely should tell the Centers for Disease Control about this…

Is The Woodlands Getting a Minor-League Baseball Team?

Well, not that Rocks Off knows of – although, really, what are you people waiting for up there? – but according to our colleagues at 29-95.com, Bob Dylan, John Mellencamp and Willie Nelson will throw a few high and outside at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 2, with tickets…

Where Are We Eating?

Two weeks of too easy has led to a (hopefully) harder entry for this week’s Where Are We Eating?  The rules are the same: guess the restaurant featured in the photo below and leave your answer in the comments section. Good luck!…

Proud Of Your Tattoos — Even During A Bank Robbery

Here’s today’s tip for Houston bank robbers: If the FBI’s press release about you is able to note a detail like “he even had a skull tattooed on the back of his head,” you’re probably not taking that extra step to disguise your identity.Now, if you hang out in a…

The Miniature Horse Show: Because You Need To Know

Photos by Paul KnightThe Greater Houston Miniature Horse Club was out in Katy this weekend hosting a horse show, and Hair Balls paid a visit to find out what the animal is all about.Miniature horses look eerily similar to real horses — exactly almost — but smaller. The mini-horse club…

Snackshot: Muffaletta Burger

This week’s Snackshot comes to us courtesy of Erika Ray and Hubcap Grill: From the photographer’s description: “Now, Michael is from New Orleans and knows his muffalettas. He knows the difference between a great muffaletta burger, a mediocre muffaletta burger and a that’s-for-people-who-don’t-know-any-better muffaletta burger. This one was described as…

Sunday’s Walk for the Breast Cancer Network of Strength

Betty Trobaugh was there in a wheelchair. She enlisted the help of her three daughters to push her through the three-mile course. The first half of the non-competitive walk which started at Sam Houston Park and went down Allen Parkway wasn’t bad — all downhill. Coming back after the turn…

Aftermath: Buzzfest at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion

Fans of all ages – teens who came for Anberlin and Framing Hanley, Baby Boomers who came to jam out to the Toadies, diehard Korn fans – started packing in the pavilion as early as noon. The well-organized festival made it possible for fans to watch a brief, but satisfying,…

Despite Sweep, All’s Not Well With Astros

Congratulations are in store for the Houston Astros who, this weekend, got their first three-game sweep of the season by beating up the moribund San Diego Padres. Of course, the Astros didn’t have to face Padres ace Jake Peavy in this series, and they struggled in all three games.But despite…

And Your 2009 Art Car Winners Are………

The 2009 Art Car parade featured terrific weather (C’mon, everyone likes it hot), a big crowd and lots of fun. In other words, it was your typical Art Car parade. Here’s some video of it.And here is the (long) list of winners……..Mayor’s Cup — Grand Trophy & $1,500California Fantasy Van…

Lost Tuneage: Uriah Heep

www.uriah-heep.com Who ‘Dat? The English-bred Uriah Heep sprung from the axis of Mick Box (guitar) and David Byron (vocals). The pair had worked together in both the Stalkers and Spice before hooking up with manager/molder Gerry Bron. A big Vanilla Fudge fan, Box wanted the band to have a prominent…

Aggies Get Themselves A Child Prodigy

Child prodigies are a delicate bunch, as evidenced by this girl, and a nine-year-old Houston boy is in that group.He’s Adam Atanas and he recently finished a semester of physics classes at Texas A&M. “It’s very easy to see them as little circus monkeys and they’re not,” says Dr. David…

Lonesome Onry and Mean: Forever Changes Never Does

Love’s Forever Changes is a crucial element of the soundtrack of my coming of age. With its acoustic guitar base, smart orchestral arrangements (strings and mariachi horns), art-rock feel and poppy lyrics, it stands apart from the most of the music of the psychedelic era. The album is best known…

Texas Traveler: Livingston Trade Days

Photos by Brittanie SheyGood eats: armadillo eggs and homemade banana pudding If the span of time between the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo in spring and the State Fair of Texas in fall is just too long for you, you can satisfy your lust for the unnecessary consumption of crap…

Morning Metal: Marilyn Manson’s “Arma… Geddon”

Welcome to the first installment of “Morning Metal,” where Rocks Off attempts to wake your lazy asses up with a fistful of metal. We don’t intend to actually shove any ferrous materials into your anus, but look, it’s better than an alarm clock. You can bet cold hard cash that…

No Yao, No T-Mac, No Problem: Hayes Sets Tone As Rockets Tie Series

The opening to the Rockets’ player introductions sounded as unlikely and frightening as the task of defeating the vaunted Lakers without Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady. Somehow, “a 6-foot-6 center out of Kentucky” didn’t deliver the same punch and energy as the booming “7-foot-6 center from China” usually does at…

Game 3: Early Missed Opportunities Haunt Rockets

The box score to Game 3 shows the second period as the only frame in which the Rockets weren’t outscored on Friday night at Toyota Center. But in reality, it proved pivotal in Houston’s 108-94 loss, which allowed Los Angeles to take a 2-1 lead in the best-of-seven series. The…

How to Cook a Cow Head

Looking for a fun project this weekend? I recommend you go to your nearest Fiesta Supermarket, buy yourself a cow head and make some delicious barbacoa. You’ll need a large barbecue unit–like a barrel smoker, a big aluminum roasting pan, and a whole lot of patience. The complete recipe for…

Added Art Car Parade Bonus (Of A Sort): Dave Ward’s Socks

If you’re going to Saturday’s Art Car Parade, here’s one tricked-out vehicle you’ll probably see: an assisted living center bus festooned with over 2,000 socks.Titled “Sock it to Me,” the entry is the work of some dedicated seniors from the Hampton at Tanglewood center, including a 103-year-old sock-artisan named Gertrude,…

This Week In Deliciousness

Welcome back to the weekly Eating Our Words round-up! This week started out with more Cinco de Mayo fare and the triumphant return of Robb Walsh with his Top 5 Cinco de Mayo Mariachi Requests which, intentionally or not, pretty accurately take you through the five stages of getting truly…

Spanking, Drugs & Sex: That’s Life In Tomball

A Tomball woman who spent three nights in jail for spanking her teenage daughter has had all charges against her dropped, KHOU reports.Karen McAdams told police she spanked her 15-year-old daughter after finding condoms and drug paraphenalia in her closet. Tomball police chief Rob Hauck had said publicly that his…

Last Call For Art: Shows Closing This Weekend

The drama Orphans, by Lyle Kessler, has its final performance this weekend. The stage is set when two young men, getting by pulling petty crimes, kidnap a drunken businessman. Things don’t go as planned, however, when the three, all of them orphans, form a pseudo-family. 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday…

From Sea to Shining Seafood Platter

Chances are that if you eat seafood in Houston on a regular basis then Jim Gossen provides at least some of it. Gossen is the founder and CEO of Louisiana Foods, one of Houston’s largest seafood distributors. The history of Louisiana Foods reads like the recent history of the seafood…

If You Get A Seat-Belt Ticket Soon, Don’t Blame Elvis

Nothing says seat belt safety like five oversized inflated balloons in the shape of a cowboy, duck, bull, Godzilla monster and Elvis look-alike. At least that’s what the Texas law enforcement community is hoping, as they unveiled the 24-foot-tall “safety ambassadors” this morning at Discovery Green as part of the…

Get Your Art Car Weekend On

It’s the Art Car Weekend and there are lots of events to check out. Oh, and lots of folks to check them out with — 250,000  people are expected to attend the various events over the next three days. There’s a sneak peek at the new art cars, along with…

Houstonians (And Others) Angle Their Way Up The Organ-Donation Queue

The ever-worsening kidney shortage has inspired some bold concepts of late, such as organ trading and even selling. Now comes some good old-fashioned sharing — or, maybe, exactly the opposite. LifeSharers, a budding network of more than 12,600 people across the country, including 70 or so in Houston, was founded on…

Aeros Get A Birthday Gift, Look To Close Out Milwaukee

Anton Khudobin stood at mid-ice, blushing, a huge smile on his face. He was the number-one star of the game for the Houston Aeros. But that’s not why he was blushing. He was blushing because, in unison, 3,189 fans inside of Toyota Center were singing “Happy Birthday” to the now…

Aftermath: Mark Germino at Heritage Place, Conroe

Photos by Michael Pittman After an extended hiatus from gigs with a band, it didn’t take veteran Nashville songwriter Mark Germino long to knock the rust off. A larger than usual crowd packed Conroe’s open-air Heritage Place THursday night to hear Germino, and he didn’t disappoint from the opening strains…

Five Spot: Hangin’ With the Geto Boys (Almost)

If we had to rank the three most disappointing things not to happen in our lives, it would be these. We have never: 1. Dunked a basketball on a regulation goal. We play basketball, in some form or fashion, at least five times a week. Frankly, we love it. Yet…

Heckler’s Delight: Robin Thicke

Who’d have imagined that Alan Thicke – he of Growing Pains fame – would sire a son who would grow up to be a multiplatinum R&B star? Not us, but we’re sure glad he did. Robin Thicke’s sultry vocal stylings are modern urban radio staples, with “Lost Without You” and…

Regrettable Star Trek Moments (Original Cast Only)

In case you’ve spent the last six months in the Vault of Tomorrow with a crate of Romulan ale, there’s a new Star Trek movie coming out. And after 20-odd years of dealing with the Enterprise-D and dry Next Generation-style shenanigans, it’s nice to see the old crew, even if…

Voluptuous Bikini Cake at El Bolillo

El Bolillo Bakery on Airline has got a lot of things going for it. There are crunchy bolillos in two sizes. Fresh corn tortillas made out of stoneground nixtamal are sold out of a steamer case and they are exceptional. The telera bread is great for tortas–I also use it…

Mama Tried: A Mother’s Day Playlist

Where would we be without our mothers? Ummm… nowhere. So even though mothers come in all forms, from the highest quality (such as the kind the Gray boys are blessed with) to the absentee variety to the just plain crazy, you’ve got to at least remember that they’re the reason…

The Steam Table Special at Country Kitchen

Passing by Country Kitchen on 11th Street in Timbergrove Manor, you could be forgiven for thinking that it’s closed and long-abandoned.  The paint is peeling off the 1960s-era sign out front; the lawn plays host to an assortment of wildflowers and weeds; a horde of corrugated metal warehouses makes the…

Interpreting What Bob Dylan Has To Say About Houston

Bob Dylan’s new album, Together Through Life, is out, featuring a song called “If You Ever Go to Houston.”We haven’t gotten it (don’t know whether we’ll add “yet” to that sentence; we’ve been drifting away from Dylan fanhood for a while now). And the lyrics don’t seem to be on…

Lonesome Onry and Mean: Poodie and the Hickoids

We’ve received quite a few rememberances of Poodie Locke, Willie Nelson’s stage manager who passed away Wednesday in Austin of a heart attack. But none of the rememberances quite have the zing of Saustex Media label honcho Jeff Smith’s. Smith, singer of the Hickoids and former owner of Austin’s Hole…

Aftermath: Flight of the Conchords at Jones Hall

The thing about musical comedians is that if the humor is there but the tuneage is not, you can pretty much cash your chips in and give up and steal some of Louis CK’s jokes and start selling out basketball arenas. New Zealand’s Flight of the Conchords almost has too…

UH Having Trouble Filling Its Fancy New Dorm

Calhoun Lofts, UH’s swanky new facility intended for graduate and professional students, has almost everything: a 24-hour fitness center, private terraces and programming that includes yoga and cooking classes. As of late as last week, though, one thing was missing from the expensive venture: students to live in the building.A…

No More Obstacle Course For Metro Riders

Earlier we told you about the obstacle course Metro had managed to create at its bus stop near 290 and Antoine.Today we tell you how the Houston Press gets results!! For you!!As promised, the bus stop in question was been moved from between the cement bench and street sign (where…

Texas, Unfortunately, Leads The Country In Hungry Kids

More than anywhere else the country, children in Texas don’t know where they’ll get their next meal.That’s according to a recent study by Feeding America, the nation’s food-bank network, which analyzed stats on “household food insecurity” published by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. According to the report, the rate of…

$7 at Chin Tao Chinese Restaurant

Where: Chin Tao Chinese Restaurant, 1122 Travis St., 713-652-2822 What $7 gets you: Just about anything on the menu. I wasn’t sure if I could afford this spot in the heart of downtown, until my doubts were put to rest by the handwritten signs in the window saying “Low Price”…

Idol Beat: The Top Four Results

No More Pencils: Slash (right) took American Idol’s Final 4 to school Wednesday night. “Who will graduate from the school of rock? And who will just get schooled?” Ryan Seacrest asked, rhetorically, at the beginning of Wednesday night’s episode of American Idol. We wondered, then. I smelled an upset, myself…

Blue Notes: Return to Forever’s Return to Forever Returns

Ah, jazz fusion, what a conundrum of musical styles. Too heavily instrumental and dexterous for rock fans, too spacey and electric guitar-based for jazzbos, it has a small but dedicated following all weaned on Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew. During its ’70s heyday, the Chick Corea-led Return to Forever was perhaps…

He Knows The Score When It Comes To The Astros

On the night that Craig Biggio got his 3,000th hit, it can be argued that the most important person inside of Minute Maid Park was not Craig Biggio, or the Colorado Rockies pitcher on the mound. Instead, the most important person was the official scorer. Because it’s the official scorer…

Artist of the Week: Keelan

As part of our Nightfly tour of duty, this past weekend we headed out Vintage Lounge, a surprising venue that turned out to be more impressive than we anticipated. One of the noteworthy highlights of the night, aside from getting into a somewhat heated discussion with this guy who looked…

TxDOT Tries Kinky Phone Sex To Get You To Protect Your Car Title

A winsome brunette in a fetish outfit, featuring latex gloves and a mask, answers the phone.A heavy-breathing man on the other end is getting excited. “Relax,” she purrs. “Take it from the beginning.”Later she teases, “You like to surf the internet, don’t you?” Then things build to a climax.”Now go…

Lemon Sorbetto with Noodles

Last summer’s obsession was Greek Gods chocolate fig flavor ice cream. So far, our favorite weird ice cream flavor this year is Golnazar lemon sorbetto with crunchy noodles. The rice noodles give the refreshing lemon sorbet an unexpected, but interesting texture. Golnazar is a California ice cream company run by…

“Casual Encounters”

See who has become more-than-friends with Give Up in “Casual Encounters.” “The artists involved are people I’ve come to know and respect both artistically and personally,” says the curator/Houston wheat-paste artist, who garnered our award for Best Graffiti Artist in 2008. The show features local and international artists who share…

Aspen Santa Fe Ballet

Even reluctant boyfriends will spring for Aspen Santa Fe Ballet, a company that takes classical dance and makes it relevant to the iPod generation. Globally renowned for high-energy interpretations of complex standards, the Southwestern company — its studios and schools are based in Aspen and Santa Fe — brings an…

Found Footage Festival

Seeing the Found Footage Festival might make you a little more careful with the videos and DVDs you throw away. FFF is made up completely of footage found in dumpsters and at garage sales and second-hand stores. Odd bits of industrial safety films, discarded home movies and snatches of student…

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a quirky musical that enjoys a cult following, along with some pretty fabulous press. The New York Times called the rock musical about gender bending “breathtakingly original.” The tunes move from country western to glam rock as they tell the story of Hedwig, who…

“Amy Blakemore: Photographs from 1988 to 2008”

Photographer Amy Blakemore considers her camera a tool for collecting bits and pieces of stories. “Instead of picking up stuff,” she’s said, “I leave with a flat, squared-off record of things and people in space.” The exhibit, “Amy Blakemore: Photographs 1988 — 2008” looks at the last 20 years of…

Deirdre Shaw

Writer Deirdre Shaw’s Love or Something Like It: A Novel has been called “piercingly insightful,” “graceful” and “razor-sharp.” That’s heady praise for a first novel, especially for a first novel that’s mostly concerned with the too-familiar story of a thirtysomething woman finding her way through an emotional minefield filled with…

Houston Indie Book Festival

The Houston Indie Book Festival is your once-a-year, one-stop-shop for all things local, literary and underground. The event brings together independent publishers, organizations, journals, bookstores and, of course, writers and readers. Organizer Sean Bishop says the hardest part about organizing the event was “trying to decide what qualifies as ‘indie.’”…

Children’s Museum of Houston: Kinetic Sculpture

Kids can create a moving, swirling, spinning mobile during today’s Kinetic Sculptures play activity at the Children’s Museum of Houston. Using normal household items such as shoes, cardboard boxes, lids and plastic bottles, along with ribbon, streamers and colorful paper, they’ll construct a moving sculpture. 2:30 to 7:45 p.m. 1500…

Tchaikovsky Birthday Celebration

Maestro Hans Graf and pianist James Dick join the Russian Cultural Center “Our Texas” for a Tchaikovsky Birthday Celebration. Before everyone sings “Happy Birthday” to the man who personally introduced the world to Russian music, a documentary about the composer will be screened and Dick will perform highlights from Tchaikovsky’s…

Chipp Kidd

Calling all graphic design fans — Chipp Kidd, an “incredibly charming, dapper and funny” guy according to Russell Etchen, manager of Houston’s Domy Books, is coming to town to talk, show slides and be his general “no bullshit” self. Kidd, who has designed books on everything from Batman to Charles…

DCI 2009: The Countdown

A field of 72 drum corps performances were narrowed down to just six for the film DCI 2009: The Countdown and you can see for yourself which is the best of all. Drum corps veteran broadcasters Steve Rondinaro and Dennis DeLucia host the live broadcast program, which features remixed and…

“No Zoning: Artists Engage Houston”

Admit it, Houston looks like UPS just dropped it off. A tangle of residential, industrial and commercial properties (all next door to each other), the city’s lack of zoning laws has made for an anything-goes feel to most neighborhoods. “No Zoning: Artists Engage Houston,” the Contemporary Arts Museum Houston’s latest…

Kid’s Play: The Musical

Kid’s Play: The Musical makes its premiere today with a performance by Hope Stone Inc.’s Kid’s Play Ensemble accompanied by the boys band YouthSound. Hope Stone founder Jane Weiner led the adult creative team that produced the children’s theater production. Taking bits from such classics as Annie, The Sound of…

SWAMP: Who Does She Think She Is?

It’s career vs. personal choice, mom vs. artist in Who Does She Think She Is?, director Pamela Tanner Boll’s in-depth look at how women nurture themselves and stay true to others at the same time. Co-executive producer of the 2004 Academy Award-winner Born into Brothels, Boll showcases five contemporary female…

No Sex Please, We’re British

At the opening of the comedy No Sex Please, We’re British, a young wife has just sent off for some mail-order Scandinavian glassware (brides do that sort of thing, you know). She gets her order, but there’s a little problem. Instead of glassware, she’s been sent Scandinavian pornography. Keeping the…

“The Harmony of Mexico/Matizando Mexico”

See what happens when American ideas meet Mexican techniques, and vice versa, in “The Harmony of Mexico/Matizando México,” an exhibit of works by a group known as the Classical Impressionists of El Paso. Artists include Lynne Welch, Nina C. Walker, Neil Gunn and Carmen “Kany” Rodriguez. There’s an opening-night reception…

Houston Ballet: Classically Contemporary

Fresh from a winning tour of Spain, the Houston Ballet presents new interpretations of classical dance in Classically Contemporary. Included in the mix are George Balanchine’s famous duet Tchaikovsky Pas de Deux and Stanton Welch’s Mediæval Bæbes. 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Miller Outdoor Theatre, 100 Concert Drive. For…

22nd Annual Houston Art Car Parade and Weekend

A bead-encrusted dragon, a mobile porta-potty (driven from Waco!) and the “Swamp Mutha,” a Cadillac covered in bronzed ducks and skulls were just a few of the concoctions that rolled down the street in last year’s Art Car Parade, presented by the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art. We can’t…

Opera to Go: Romeo and Juliet

Hormone-filled high-schoolers will identify with the tragic duo at the center of Opera to Go’s performance of Gounod’s Romeo and Juliet. Far from the stuffy, boring “fat-lady-sings” yawn-a-thons that kids usually associate with opera, this is a high-energy performance, sung in English with all the dull parts cut out. Just…

Bloodsoaked

The third best thing we love about death metal and grind, besides how it scares the elderly and is used by the military to antagonize prisoners of war, are the awesome fonts that they use. They all seem to look like brain matter on a wall shaped into letters. This…

The SPCA: Kinky Friedman

Depending on your point of view, Kinky Friedman is either the funniest or most unfunny guy in Texas. But one thing there’s no doubt about is that Friedman is an animal lover. At his appearance at today’s 2009 Animal Talk Luncheon for the Houston SPCA, he’ll have an arsenal full…

“The Nature of Diamonds”

“A crystalline form of carbon.” That’s all a diamond is, really. But in its latest show, “The Nature of Diamonds,” the Houston Museum of Natural Science will offer visitors both substance and style. Learn about the world’s hardest material and the processes that form it (most diamonds are more than…

“Retablos: Art for the Masses”

There’s a double meaning to the title “Retablos: Art for the Masses.” The art exhibit, based on guest curator Bob Briddick’s private collection, includes images that are both religious and easily accessible to everyone. But don’t worry, you don’t have to be among the faithful to enjoy the show. Besides…

La Cenerentola LIVE

The Metropolitan Opera continues its series of live broadcasts with La Cenerentola. Elina Garanca, fresh from an outstanding performance in Il Barbiere di Siviglia, sings the lead character in this operatic version of Cinderella. 11:30 a.m. Houston Marq*E Stadium 22 Plux IMAX, 7620 Katy Freeway. For information, call 713-263-7843 or…

Return to Radartown

Mark Germino was part of the vaunted Nashville Class of ’84, termed “The Great Credibility Scare” when major labels suddenly signed unknowns Steve Earle, Lyle Lovett, Nanci Griffith, Vince Gill and Germino to record deals. It’s been almost seven years since Germino has played a full-band electric gig, but that…

Car Trouble

Car Trouble Online readers comment on “Wild Rides,” by Paul Knight, April 23: Design flaw: First of all, I’m glad that Toyota actually had a representative talk to the Press. Too few companies do that anymore. Knight’s article addresses the floor mat story over and over again — it even includes…

Welcome to the War

Carolyn Farb stood smiling and chatting next to a mangled corpse on a gurney.The surreal scene took place at the opening of “Javier de Villota: DeHumanization Echo” at the Station Museum of Contemporary Art. Among the works in the show are three other corpses on gurneys and the artist’s nonrepresentational…

Warp Factor 10

It’s difficult for this long-time Trekkie to review J.J. Abrams’s relaunching of the U.S.S. Enterprise. It’s difficult to dispassionately dole out compliments and complaints per the job description. Because, yes, the professional critic understands: This is Paramount Pictures’ latest effort to jump-start a profitable but long-stalled franchise, to do for…

Capsule Art Reviews: “Afghanistan: Hidden Treasures from the National Museum, Kabul,” “Helen Lessick: Other Arrangements,” “Henrique Oliveira: Tapumes,” “Literally Figurative,” “Perspectives 165: Contents Under Pressure”

“Afghanistan: Hidden Treasures from the National Museum, Kabul” Although the Taliban managed to blow up the Bamyan Buddhas, they didn’t get their hands on everything. This exhibition showcases artifacts from the country’s incredibly rich cultural heritage. It includes delicate gold ornaments from the 2,000-year-old “Bactrian Hoard.” Discovered by a Soviet…

Manena’s Magic

The sense of being transported to a small pastry shop in Buenos Aires is unexpected and welcome as you stand in front of the mesmerizing pastry case at Manena’s Pastry Shop and Deli. Delicate horns filled with rich dulce de leche and dusted with confectioner’s sugar; airy, palm-sized cream puffs…

Sucker Punch

The face of Mike Tyson stares out from the screen like a sentry — intent, sober, watchful. The camera sits close, the framing is tight and as we lock eyes with the former heavyweight champ who could shatter an opponent’s confidence with little more than a glance, he seems to…

Vinoteca Poscol

Marco Wiles just opened Vinoteca Poscol (1609 Westheimer, 713-529-2797) in the space where Montrose Cafe used to be. “Every week, I get offers to open a restaurant,” he tells Dish. “When this place became available, since it had already been a restaurant, all we had to do was to clean it…

Slim Thug: Boss of all Bosses

The chief criticism of Slim Thug’s 2005 debut LP, Already Platinum, was that with a majority of the tracks’ production credits going to the Neptunes, he had wandered too far away from his fan base. Objectively, the album was solid — “I Ain’t Heard of That” remains ones of his…

Surprise!

Surprise ingredient: The Santa Monica Pizza (12 inch, $16.99) at Pink’s Pizza (710 W. Gray, 713-521-7465) is as yummy as it sounds. On a thin-crust base covered in marinara are ample amounts of mozzarella and sun-dried tomatoes, gorgonzola, prosciutto, eggplant and marinated artichoke, brushed with garlic-infused olive oil. There’s one…

Clorox in the Rio Grande

p> Dear Mexican, Is it true that most Mexicans are carriers of the swine flu due to the fact they eat a lot of chicharrones, or is it the fact that your women are so pig-like? I knew that Mexicans have muy shitty diets, but now we have to worry…

THE ROBERT ELLIS

I stopped by Mango’s (403 Westheimer, 713-522-8903) a few nights ago for some live music and a midweek tipple. The place has a comfortable hipster-meets-­hippie feel and, lucky for me, a chalkboard full of original cocktails to complement the beer list and vegetarian food menu. I ordered a Robert Ellis,…

Tennessee Pushers

Consider Old Crow Medicine Show’s big source of inspiration (prewar blues and string-band music) and business model (a leap from busker to recording artist that brought the responsibility of making a new album every couple years), and you can imagine where there might eventually be a rub. Record-store bins of…

Shake a “Legg”

It seems natural to assume that having a foul-smelling appendage would be the pits, but if the popularity of the GS Boyz’ quirky, dance-along smash single “Stanky Legg” on downtown’s rap-centric Main Street drag is any indication, gamey gams are the quintessence of the hip-hop nightlife scene. It’s a peculiar…

Dear Sy~3nc3

First things first. Peekaboo Theory is not TV on the Radio. Granted, some people might notice a similarity or two between the Houston and Brooklyn bands. Both play an intense, electronically augmented brand of guitar rock that draws from a vast range of musical styles from dub to hardcore punk…

Lucero

It’s difficult not to be charmed by Lucero. If the works by and about this Tennessee quartet have been painting a true-to-life portrait, the amicable bunch is likely to both drink and play until the bar closes, then squeeze in a bit more time for each afterwards. While shades of…

Ghostland Observatory

The story of Ghostland Observatory is of one man who knows his way around a synthesizer and another who is a natural showman. Sequencer-obsessed beat wizard Thomas Turner demonstrates an innate skill for balancing simple but transfixing synth parts that are undeniably animalistic in their ability to make you dance…

Robin Thicke, Jennifer Hudson

That Robin Thicke could become a top name in R&B is proof anything’s possible in the magical world of pop music. A clean-cut white boy with a pop-culture family tree (he’s the son of Growing Pains paterfamilias Alan), Thicke nonetheless has a serious jones for syrupy ’70s soul music. He may not…

Searching for Signal

The four (very) young men who comprise Searching for Signal think of themselves as a melodic post-rock group. There is definitely a slightly dreamy aspect to their songs, complete with moody atmospherics akin to fellow Texans Explosions in the Sky. However, the only problem with their assertion is that they…

Fake Problems

It’s somehow appropriate that Fake Problems hails from Naples, Florida. A city known both as a winter home for rich retirees and the epicenter of Florida’s mortgage crisis, Naples is incredibly boring for anyone making less than six figures — and less than six decades old — despite its stunning…

Slaid Cleaves: Everything You Love Will Be Taken Away

Slaid Cleaves has always had an interesting musical niche. Folkies and the Texas music crowd alike swoon over the laconic Yankee-turned-Texan whose music always seems like it was made for rainy days and stormy nights. Everything You Love Will Be Taken Away is only Cleaves’s third (he’s never been a…

Bring Back the Babes and Bitches

Texas, Hurricane Ike Bring Back the Babes Galveston goes retro for a beauty pageant From 1920 to 1932, Galveston hosted an annual “pageant of pulchritude” on the beach in front of the Seawall. At its Roaring ’20s peak, the bathing-suit contest that was officially known as the Galveston Island Beach…

Dustin Welch: Whisky Priest

Odds are most people familiar with Dustin Welch’s background — his dad is acclaimed writer/performer Kevin Welch — probably thought Welch’s debut album would aim for the center of the singer-songwriter market. No way. Backed by his regular band of young Austin hardcases, Welch’s Whisky Priest has all the muscle…


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