Jonah Hex: An obscure comic-book cowboy badass who alternates between shooting the shit out of those who would prey upon the weak and getting knee-walking drunk, Jonah Hex seems like he'd go over well with modern-day audiences. This probably explains why the studio has monkeyed around with the film extensively, changing directors more often than Rush Limbaugh changes pain-pill prescriptions. By now Hex basically looks like the final chapter in the "Flintlock Vigilante Shitstorm" trilogy that began with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and continued with Van Helsing. However, back when the film still had a tiny bit of potential, Mastodon were hired to do the soundtrack. And we're always up for new Mastodon material, even if it isn't the original soundtrack they were going to hand in before they changed the tone of the film and brought in a director who thought he should be the one who tells goddamn Mastodon what to do musically. Seriously, avoid the studio-mutilated clusterfuck of a film and just stick to the soundtrack. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: This indie flick based on an indie comic and directed by the same guy who did Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz looks like it's going to be the greatest thing ever. Michael Cera resumes the role of Michael Cera, who must battle a series of ex-boyfriends for the affections of his dream girl - except it's less like a schoolyard fight and more like the trials of Hercules, because everyone involved has superpowers. Nigel Godrich (Radiohead's OK Computer) is producing the soundtrack, which, like Twilight: Eclipse, will feature Beck and Metric, as well as Broken Social Scene, Dan "The Automator" Nakamura and will even feature a bass guitar vs. synthesizer fight between Beck and avant-garde musician Cornelius. Seems like the only thing bad about this movie will be the inevitable overuse of the word "hipster" in its upcoming reviews.