The Party Boys, The Party Boys
Epic (UK), 1987
Big hair /mustache combo: -1
Paisley vest: -1
Balding/long hair combo: -3
Mullet n’ bolo tie combo: -3
Reeboks (-2 per shoe x 4) = -8
Eko guitar: +2
Thumbs up (-3 per thumb x 2) = -6
From England: -3
TOTAL: -23
Precious Metal, Right Here, Right Now
Polygram, 1985
Dog tags: -1
Studded belts: (-1 each x 7) = -7
Middle hair part: (-2 each x 2) = -4
Obnoxious clothing pattern (-2 each x 3) = -6
Fake torn clothing: -3
Ibanez Destroyer: +1
Chain-link fence backdrop: -3
Feather necklace & feathered hair combo: -5
TOTAL: -28
And the winner is… Precious Metal, by a bandanna bracelet!
Tune in next time for the next edition of Cutout Bin’s Album Cover Wars!
This article appears in Aug 27 – Sep 2, 2009.