I know a lot of you have barely gotten over your summer hangovers, so the mere thought of anything Halloween-related seems gross and premature, but the folks at Target don't care, so they have already rolled out their Halloween gear.
And some of their Christmas stuff too, in case you wanted to get some of that out of the way while you still have the cash for it.
Among all the spooky kitchenware, the bleeding candles, the banana costumes, and the Obama and Romney masks you can find a kit to
turn transform yourself into Redfoo from LMFAO. Complete with faux gold chains, sunglasses, and an afro wig.
Yeah, LMFAO, you know them, the group behind such corporate retreat classics like "Party Rock Anthem" and "Sexy And I Know It". They pretty much sold out Toyota Center earlier this year, reeling in nearly every demographic into the house that Yao built for fantastic orgy of sound, sweat, and confetti.
The entire Redfoo package can be yours for 25 dollars American, and all you need to supply is the party, the booze (SHOTS!), and of course, that booty.
Now go out there and black out with your sack out.
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