Here’s a picture of John Mayer playing on the deck of a cruise ship in the Bahamas this past weekend. I would be inclined to make a snide remark about his bitchin’ Stevie Ray tat, but you’re dealing with a guy who has the Rolling Stones lips logo tattooed on his arm for life. Carry on, you tall, magnificent bastard, you.

P.S. And please stop showing up in my girlfriendโ€™s dreams. โ€“ Craig Hlavaty

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